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Lance throws a hissy fit gets mistaken for Bob Roll         


Author: The Czar
Date: Jun 16, 2008 16:37

I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
bout those aplles?
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Re: Lance throws a hissy fit gets mistaken for Bob Roll         


Author: Bob Schwartz
Date: Jun 16, 2008 17:56

The Czar wrote:
> I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
> Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
> some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
> told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
> words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
> Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
> bout those aplles?

What's odd about this is that Owen Wilson has a thing for
chicks that look like LANCE's mom.

Bob Schwartz
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Re: Lance throws a hissy fit gets mistaken for Bob Roll         


Author: Donald Munro
Date: Jun 16, 2008 18:26

The Czar wrote:
>> I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
>> Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at some
>> joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door told
>> them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous words "do
>> you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob Roll but we
>> still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how bout those
>> aplles?

Bob Schwartz wrote:
> What's odd about this is that Owen Wilson has a thing for chicks that look
> like LANCE's mom.

Serendipity.
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Re: Lance throws a hissy fit gets mistaken for Bob Roll         


Author: thefronny
Date: Jun 16, 2008 20:00

On Jun 16, 8:37 am, The Czar yahoo.com> wrote:
> I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
> Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
> some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
> told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
> words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
> Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
> bout those aplles?

If this is true, big +1 to the guy at the door. He knew _exactly_ who
he was speaking to. Nobody who knows "Bob Roll" doesn't also know
"LANCE". Really brightened up my to-this-point-ugly Monday morning
(major server crash).

tf
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Re: Lance throws a hissy fit gets mistaken for Bob Roll         


Author: Mark & Steven Bornfeld
Date: Jun 16, 2008 22:40

The Czar wrote:
> I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
> Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
> some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
> told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
> words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
> Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
> bout those aplles?

Great story--give those reservation people medals!

Steve

--
Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
http://www.dentaltwins.com
Brooklyn, NY
718-258-5001
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Re: Lance throws a hissy fit gets mistaken for Bob Roll         


Author: RicodJour
Date: Jun 16, 2008 22:59

On Jun 16, 4:40 pm, Mark & Steven Bornfeld
dentaltwins.com> wrote:
> The Czar wrote:
>> I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
>> Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
>> some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
>> told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
>> words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
>> Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
>> bout those aplles?
>
> Great story--give those reservation people medals!

I'd make it a point to go to that cafe if I knew the name. If I was
standing in line I would have embarrassed him for such schmucky
behavior. For future reference, which is preferable?
"Hey Uniballer! The line starts back there!" (watch him turn red)
"Sheryl? Sheryl Crow?! How are you?" (watch him get whiplash)
{insert your wise ass comment here}

R
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Re: Lance throws a hissy fit gets mistaken for Bob Roll         


Author: riggodeezil
Date: Jun 16, 2008 23:07

On Jun 16, 10:37 am, The Czar yahoo.com> wrote:
> I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
> Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
> some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
> told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
> words "do you know who I am?"   The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
> Roll but we still have no tables availiable"    hummmm....well how
> bout those aplles?

He is thowing one-balled humps into Kate Hudson. You're not. How
'bout them "aplles"?
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Re: Lance throws a hissy fit gets mistaken for Bob Roll         


Author: Paul G.
Date: Jun 16, 2008 23:12

On Jun 16, 7:37 am, The Czar yahoo.com> wrote:
> I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
> Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
> some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
> told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
> words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
> Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
> bout those aplles?

My guess- the Bob Roll and "do you know who I am?" parts are urban
legend. Who cares about LA besides us? He was with Kate bleeping
Hudson, Goldie Hawn's gorgeous daughter. However, it does seem to be
true that they were turned away:

I think a better urban legend would be more like this:
"Do you know who I am?"
"Certainly, Mr. LeMond. You've always been one of my heroes, unlike
that doper what's-his-name."
-Paul
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Re: Lance throws a hissy fit gets mistaken for Bob Roll         


Author: Mark & Steven Bornfeld
Date: Jun 17, 2008 00:01

RicodJour wrote:
> On Jun 16, 4:40 pm, Mark & Steven Bornfeld
> dentaltwins.com> wrote:
>> The Czar wrote:
>>> I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
>>> Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
>>> some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
>>> told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
>>> words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
>>> Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
>>> bout those aplles?
>> Great story--give those reservation people medals!
>
> I'd make it a point to go to that cafe if I knew the name. If I was
> standing in line I would have embarrassed him for such schmucky
> behavior. For future reference, which is preferable?
> "Hey Uniballer! The line starts back there!" (watch him turn red)
> "Sheryl? Sheryl Crow?! How are you?" (watch him get whiplash)
> {insert your wise ass comment here}
> ...
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Re: Lance throws a hissy fit gets mistaken for Bob Roll         


Author: Mark & Steven Bornfeld
Date: Jun 17, 2008 00:01

riggodeezil@hotmail.com wrote:
> On Jun 16, 10:37 am, The Czar yahoo.com> wrote:
>> I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
>> Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
>> some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
>> told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
>> words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
>> Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
>> bout those aplles?
>
> He is thowing one-balled humps into Kate Hudson. You're not. How
> 'bout them "aplles"?

Cumon, the Czarina is hot!

--
Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
http://www.dentaltwins.com
Brooklyn, NY
718-258-5001
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