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Author: The Czar
Date: Jun 11, 2008 17:38

Shows up on Thursday to camp and realizes he has no rain gear to wear.

Pisses and moans about lack of Budweiser beer

Establishes campsite and immediatly raises a Dale Jr flag to establish
who he roots for

Gets pissed off because too many folks are speaking some other
language and the ones that speak English talk funny

Desides he will break down and drink Stella Artois beer after he
exhausts all efforts to locate Budweiser

Complains about the taste of the forst two Stella Artois and complains
he might throw up

Drinks 6 more Stella Artois and proclaims them to be "pretty damn
good"

Realizes he is now speaking a foriegn language often call drunkeneese.

Wanders around the grounds late Friday night and being drunk and
disoriented he becomes unable to find his campsite until daylight
Saturday

Passes out in his tent Saturday morning

Wakes up in time for the start and swears he his done with drinking

Reaches into his mushroom and hash stash about sundown Saturday night
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Re: NASCAR fan goes to LeMans         


Author: Damon Hynes
Date: Jun 11, 2008 17:46

On Jun 11, 10:38 am, The Czar yahoo.com> wrote:
> Shows up on Thursday to camp and realizes he has no rain gear to wear.
>
> Pisses and moans about lack of Budweiser beer
>
> Establishes campsite and immediatly raises a Dale Jr flag to establish
> who he roots for
>
> Gets pissed off because too many folks are speaking some other
> language and the ones that speak English talk funny
>
> Desides he will break down and drink Stella Artois beer after he
> exhausts all efforts to locate Budweiser
>
> Complains about the taste of the forst two Stella Artois and complains
> he might throw up
>
> Drinks 6 more Stella Artois and proclaims them to be "pretty damn
> good"
> ...
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Re: NASCAR fan goes to LeMans         


Author: forty
Date: Jun 11, 2008 18:08

The Czar wrote:
> Shows up on Thursday to camp and realizes he has no rain gear to wear.
>
> Pisses and moans about lack of Budweiser beer
>
> Establishes campsite and immediatly raises a Dale Jr flag to establish
> who he roots for
>
> Gets pissed off because too many folks are speaking some other
> language and the ones that speak English talk funny
>
> Desides he will break down and drink Stella Artois beer after he
> exhausts all efforts to locate Budweiser
>
> Complains about the taste of the forst two Stella Artois and complains
> he might throw up
>
> Drinks 6 more Stella Artois and proclaims them to be "pretty damn
> good"
> ...
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Re: NASCAR fan goes to LeMans         


Author: Damon Hynes
Date: Jun 11, 2008 18:15

On Jun 11, 10:46 am, Damon Hynes gmail.com> wrote:

Seriously, I'll bet you that there will be at least one Dale Jr. flag
at Le Mans.
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Re: NASCAR fan goes to LeMans         


Author: News
Date: Jun 11, 2008 18:17

The Czar wrote:
> Shows up on Thursday to camp and realizes he has no rain gear to wear.
>
> Pisses and moans about lack of Budweiser beer
>
> Establishes campsite and immediatly raises a Dale Jr flag to establish
...
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Re: NASCAR fan goes to LeMans         


Author: forty
Date: Jun 11, 2008 18:17

Damon Hynes wrote:
> On Jun 11, 10:46 am, Damon Hynes gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Seriously, I'll bet you that there will be at least one Dale Jr. flag
> at Le Mans.
>

Maybe it will be next to the "Drinking For Holland" flag with an image
of the Royal Lion drinking a beer?

--
"We always have hope of winning, because the others might lose..."

Monsieur Orgini - The Grand Prix of Gibraltar
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Re: NASCAR fan goes to LeMans         


Author: Hal S.
Date: Jun 11, 2008 18:19

"The Czar" yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:b797e2f8-e664-4a27-a974-6b5014179d6b@m45g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> Shows up on Thursday to camp and realizes he has no rain gear to wear.
>
> Pisses and moans about lack of Budweiser beer
>
> Establishes campsite and immediatly raises a Dale Jr flag to establish
> who he roots for
>
> Gets pissed off because too many folks are speaking some other
> language and the ones that speak English talk funny
>
> Desides he will break down and drink Stella Artois beer after he
> exhausts all efforts to locate Budweiser
>
> Complains about the taste of the forst two Stella Artois and complains
> he might throw up
>
> Drinks 6 more Stella Artois and proclaims them to be "pretty damn
> good" ...
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Re: NASCAR fan goes to LeMans         


Author: Hal S.
Date: Jun 11, 2008 18:22

"Damon Hynes" gmail.com> wrote in message
news:64d73a42-27c3-4368-b6bd-0e1f03142860@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 11, 10:46 am, Damon Hynes gmail.com> wrote:

Seriously, I'll bet you that there will be at least one Dale Jr. flag
at Le Mans.

--------------------------
Dale has raced at at least one American Le Mans.
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Re: NASCAR fan goes to LeMans         


Author: forty
Date: Jun 11, 2008 18:25

Hal S. wrote:
> "Damon Hynes" gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:64d73a42-27c3-4368-b6bd-0e1f03142860@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
> On Jun 11, 10:46 am, Damon Hynes gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Seriously, I'll bet you that there will be at least one Dale Jr. flag
> at Le Mans.
>
> --------------------------
> Dale has raced at at least one American Le Mans.
>
>

Was that the Infineon Fireball 500?

--
"We always have hope of winning, because the others might lose..."

Monsieur Orgini - The Grand Prix of Gibraltar
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Re: NASCAR fan goes to LeMans         


Author: Jeff York
Date: Jun 11, 2008 18:32

forty THISgmail.com> wrote:
>The Czar wrote:
>> Shows up on Thursday to camp and realizes he has no rain gear to wear.
>>
>> Pisses and moans about lack of Budweiser beer
>>
>> Establishes campsite and immediatly raises a Dale...
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