Author: Lalo MartinsLalo Martins Date: May 13, 2008 13:27
Previously in 58.5:
While in a campaign against the Crime Empire, the New Misfits
busted a vice den set up specially for comic book addicts; dark,
poorly-ventilated rooms, with shelves full of old issues turning
the whole place into a maze, pretty girls in costumes (well,
they look pretty in the dark, to comic junkies without a life)
serving pizza and soda, and paid trolls hanging around to
discuss the finer points of Mr. Fantastic's sex life or who'd
win in a fight between the Detective Chimp and Howard the Duck.
"Um", said the Amazing Amazon, "I'm not sure this is even
illegal, in fact it's kind of cool..."
"They don't serve Mr. Paprika", declared Blackbird. "That *has*
to be against the law."
"And how come the pizza doesn't stain the comics?", asked
Analytic. "There's something cheesy going on there."
"Keeping those boys here all day", Green added, "in the dark
with poor ventilation, is unhealthy."
"What?", said one customer nearby. "It has better ventilation
than my basement, that's one of the reasons I keep coming!"
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