It is a truth universally acknowledged that last night
I dreamt I went to LNHHQ again, where they called me
Ish Kabibble (my father's family name being Kabibble,
and my Christian name being Ish), but when I tell
people that the first thing they'll probably want to
know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood
was like, but I don't feel like going into it, to tell
you the truth, so call me Thought-Bubble Boy.

TO BE CONTINUED BY... SOMEBODY ELSE!

==

Ever since I've joined the LNH, I've tried-- many,
many times-- to launch a cascade story. It seems to
come so easily to Andrew Perron, Arthur Spitzer, and
Rob Rogers.

But, no matter how many times I've tried, it's only
happened once-- THE DEATH OF CHEESECAKE-EATER LAD--
which wasn't supposed to be a cascade in the first
place.

[LNH/APE] Limp-Asparagus Lad #57

Limp-Asparagus Lad #57
A Legion of Net.Heroes title

'Decimation' part 2

Written by and copyright 2006 Saxon Brenton
Art by Fred H*mback

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The cover shows various unconscious Legionnaires strewn about on
rubble, while around them devolutionaries and creationists war
against each other in vicious hand-to-hand combat. Meanwhile,
despite the vast differences in publication date the cover is still
bearing the Apes Month promotional indica.
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Ten Word Masterpiece Theater #1

Papervenus loved Scissorist.

Scissorist loved Rockpettingboy.

Rockpettingboy loved free beer.

Arthur "These words don't count" Spitzer

Mooshing three replies together:

On Monday 11 December 2006 Jamas replied:

Oops. Worrying how I can remember that Haiku Gorilla had four
story arcs but not the contents of a recent advertisement.