Let us say that you have been talked/blackmailed/brainwashed/bribed
into filling in for the appropriate Assistant District Attorney (or
equivalent) on the following cases:

Lina Inverse (Charges: Manslaughter, Reckless Endangerment, Gross
Destruction of Public/Private property, Dark Sorcery)
Kuno Tatewaki (Charges: Stalking, Aggrivated Assault, Battery,
Sexual Assault...