Let us say that you have been talked/blackmailed/brainwashed/bribed
into filling in for the appropriate Assistant District Attorney (or
equivalent) on the following cases:

Lina Inverse (Charges: Manslaughter, Reckless Endangerment, Gross
Destruction of Public/Private property, Dark Sorcery)
Kuno Tatewaki (Charges: Stalking, Aggrivated Assault, Battery,
Sexual Assault, Sexual Harrassment)
Mireille Bouquet (Charges: Murder, Weapons Violations, Contributing
to the Delinquency of a Minor)
Makoto Shishio (Charges: Kidnapping, Murder, Arson, Assault,
Weapons Violations, Conspiracy to overthrow the Japanese Government)
Evangeline Anathasia Katherine McDowell (Charges: Assault, Battery,
Reckless Endangerment, Stalking, Unlawful Predation, Contributing to
the Delinquency of a Minor)
Goldie (Charges: Racketeering, Murder, Forcible Rape, Statutory
Rape, Kidnapping, False Imprisonment, Narcotics Violations, Weapons
Violations, Contributing to the Delinquency of Minors)
Celena Schezar, AKA Dilandau Albatou (Charges: Mass Murder of
Noncombatants, Aggrivated Assault, Battery, Arson, Destruction of
Property, Attempted Robbery, Kidnapping, War Crimes)
Lum Invader (Charges: Assault, Battery, Stalking, Airspace
Violations, Indecent Exposure)
Ikari Shinji (Charges: Reckless Endangermant, Truancy, Refusing a
Direct Order, Lewd Conduct, Threatening a Superior Officer, Grand
Theft)
Jinnai Kasuhito (Charges: Attempted Murder, WMD Violations, Waging
Agressive War, War Crimes, Kidnapping)
Father Alexander Anderson (Charges: Murder of Agents of the Crown,
Assault, Battery, Weapons Violations, Torture)
Tsukino Usagi, Mizuno Ami, Hino Rei, Kino Makoto, Aino Minako,
Meiou Setsuna, Ten'ou Haruka, Kaiou Michiru, Tomoe Hotaru, & Chiba
Mamoru (Charges: Reckless Endangerment, Destruction of Property,
Weapons Violations, Truancy, Conspiracy to overthrow the Japanese
Government)
Whoever the **** is running the Italian Social Welfare Agency
(Charges: Murder, Gross Child Abuse, Child Endangerment, Fraud)
Anthony Stark (Charges: Reckless Endangerment, Manslaughter,
Slavery, Insider Trading, Abuse of Police Power, Blackmail,
Terroristic Threats, Complicity in Torture)
Steven Rogers (Charges: Reckless Endangerment, Assaulting Law
Enforcement Personnell, Resisting Arrest, Vigilantism, Battery,
Contributing to the Delinquency of Minors, Failure to comply with the
SHRA)

A) Hypothetically at least, do you think you could you get a
conviction on any/all of the listed charges?
B) What manner of sentence would you reccomend?
C) Taking into account the principles of Justice, Public Safety,
Expence to the Taxpayer, and your own concience, what kind of plea
bargains would you accept?

Discuss.

HTG