Richard Hudson wrote:
> On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:58:47 -0800 (PST), heretic
>
yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> You wake up.
>>
>> In Bed.
>>
>> You recall agreeing to something that sounded like a good idea at the
>> time.
>>
>> You notice the lack of clothing... and the suprisingly comfortable
>> fetters binding you to a solid bedframe... and feel somewhat obliged
>> to wonder exactly what you were thinking.
>>
>> Then one of the below walks in wearing a key on a necklace, a smile,
>> and... well you get the picture:
>>
>> Sir Integra Fairbrook Winegates Hellsing (Hellsing)
>
> If Alucard is there, beg for my life. If not, enjoy it. She's probably
> very horny and fustrated and the sex will be hot and heavy.
>
>
>> Azula of the Fire Nation (A:tLA)
>
> Beg for my life. Explain the age of consent laws in this country.
>
>
>> Mizuno Ami (BSSM)
>
> Enjoy it. My dreams have come true. I can now die a happy man
> reguardless of what ever else happens in my life.
>
>
>
>> Evangeline McDowell (Negima)
>
> Dunno her.
>
>> Urd (A!MG)
>
> Ask her to be gentle. Let her do all of the work, enjoy it.
>
>> Ophilia (Claymore)
> Don't know her.
>
>> Kusanagi Motoko (GitS)
> Same as Urd/
>
>> Saya (or Diva, the lighting's not quite good enough to tell) (Blood +)
> Pray that it's Saya. If it's Diva, pray that she doesnt suck my blood
> and kill me. Scream for mercy.
>
> If all else fails, enjoy live as a Chevalier. It's not a bad life.
>
>> May Hoskins (Gunsmith Cats)
>
>
> Ask if she has ID. If she does, enjoy it!
>
>
>> Chloe (Noir)
> Ask her why she is there. If it's just for fun, enjoy the sex. If
> she's there to kill me afterwards, at least I have a last roll in the
> hay before I die.
>
>
>> Ayanami Rei (NGE)
>
> Give the por girl a hub. tell her to be more assertive. Keep talking
> until I can break loose. Use the safeword. Be gentle. Ke kind. try to
> escape.
>
>
>> Hakubi Washuu (TM!)
>
> Tell her that I will only do it with her adult form. Otherwise
> threaten to tell Tenchi about what she's about to do and tell her that
> Tenchi would never forgive her.
>
>
>> Cologne (R1/2)
>>
>
> Tell her that due to a rare condition, I cannot achieve an erection
> unless I drink at least a gallon of orange juice sweetened with at
> least 5 pounds of sugar. Drink ALL OF IT.
>
> Eventually, I will either do into a diabetic coma or die.
>
> Either way, sweet blessed escape from the pain
>
>
> How about the same game with these ladies.
>
> Rukia Kushki(Bleach)
Pray that Byakuya doesn't find out. *Really* pray that Ichigo doesn't
find out. Hope she doesn't draw me any diagrams. Lay back and enjoy it.
> Sailor Mars (Sailor Moon)
"Look, Rei, we both know I'm not the one you *really* want. But if
you're still lonely in a few years, look me up, we'll talk."
> Blackfire (Teen titans)
Try very hard to stay on her good side, look for a chance to escape.
> Lady Une (Gundam Wing)
"Okay, rule one: NO GLASSES!"
> Auska (Eva)
Talk her into cutting me loose, give her a hug, try to boost her
self-esteem a bit. Try to steer her in Shinji's direction without being
obvious.
> Karinka (Steel Angel Kurumi)
Before or after her attitude adjustment? After, I'm cool. Before...
I'm dead. Slowly and painfully.
> Skuld (OMG!)
If it's Grown-Up Skuld, great.
If it's canonical-age Skuld... pray that Belldandy will be merciful.
> Natsumi Tsujimoto (You're under Arrest)
Sign up for Terminator-grade skeletal reinforcement.
> Maggie Mui(Read or Die)
...we'd probably end up talking about books. Which would be a shame,
b/c Maggie's quite pretty, and more than a little lonely.
> Flay Allister (Gundam Seed)
Sign us both up for counseling.
> Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo)
"Washuu!! THIS ISN'T FUNNY! Just because I told you adult-body only..."
> Nuku (Catgirl Nuku Nuku)
She's cute, but just too childish. Have her look me up in a few years.
> Misa (Death Note). (She still has her DeathNote)
Give her a false nam
-- no, she has Shinigami Eyes, that won't work.
Okay, lay back, agree with everything she says, and look for a way to
get the Note away from her. Try to find some way to make Rem an ally.
