On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:58:47 -0800 (PST), heretic
yahoo.com> wrote:
>You wake up.
>
>In Bed.
>
>You recall agreeing to something that sounded like a good idea at the
>time.
>
>You notice the lack of clothing... and the suprisingly comfortable
>fetters binding you to a solid bedframe... and feel somewhat obliged
>to wonder exactly what you were thinking.
>
>Then one of the below walks in wearing a key on a necklace, a smile,
>and... well you get the picture:
>
>Sir Integra Fairbrook Winegates Hellsing (Hellsing)
If Alucard is there, beg for my life. If not, enjoy it. She's probably
very horny and fustrated and the sex will be hot and heavy.
>Azula of the Fire Nation (A:tLA)
Beg for my life. Explain the age of consent laws in this country.
>Mizuno Ami (BSSM)
Enjoy it. My dreams have come true. I can now die a happy man
reguardless of what ever else happens in my life.
>Evangeline McDowell (Negima)
Dunno her.
>Urd (A!MG)
Ask her to be gentle. Let her do all of the work, enjoy it.
>Ophilia (Claymore)
Don't know her.
>Kusanagi Motoko (GitS)
Same as Urd/
>Saya (or Diva, the lighting's not quite good enough to tell) (Blood +)
Pray that it's Saya. If it's Diva, pray that she doesnt suck my blood
and kill me. Scream for mercy.
If all else fails, enjoy live as a Chevalier. It's not a bad life.
>May Hoskins (Gunsmith Cats)
Ask if she has ID. If she does, enjoy it!
>Chloe (Noir)
Ask her why she is there. If it's just for fun, enjoy the sex. If
she's there to kill me afterwards, at least I have a last roll in the
hay before I die.
>Ayanami Rei (NGE)
Give the por girl a hub. tell her to be more assertive. Keep talking
until I can break loose. Use the safeword. Be gentle. Ke kind. try to
escape.
>Hakubi Washuu (TM!)
Tell her that I will only do it with her adult form. Otherwise
threaten to tell Tenchi about what she's about to do and tell her that
Tenchi would never forgive her.
>Cologne (R1/2)
>
Tell her that due to a rare condition, I cannot achieve an erection
unless I drink at least a gallon of orange juice sweetened with at
least 5 pounds of sugar. Drink ALL OF IT.
Eventually, I will either do into a diabetic coma or die.
Either way, sweet blessed escape from the pain
How about the same game with these ladies.
Rukia Kushki(Bleach)
Sailor Mars (Sailor Moon)
Blackfire (Teen titans)
Lady Une (Gundam Wing)
Auska (Eva)
Karinka (Steel Angel Kurumi)
Skuld (OMG!)
Natsumi Tsujimoto (You're under Arrest)
Maggie Mui(Read or Die)
Flay Allister (Gundam Seed)
Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo)
Nuku (Catgirl Nuku Nuku)
Misa (Death Note). (She still has her DeathNote)
>Do you wrack your brain for the Safeword? Scream Bloody Murder? Lie
>Back and Enjoy? Try to swallow your tongue? Or What?
>
>HTG
