[Spamfic][CLAMP] Chronicle of the Bling

Based loosely on CLAMP's Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle. The names have
not been changed in order to not protect the guilty.

Syaoran compared the glyphs in his notebook to the writing on the
walls of the chamber of the Well of Darkness. He almost had it, just a
few strange words whose context wasn't clear.

"Is this one small room the only place you've cleaned out in the last
month?"

Syaoran dropped his notebook and leaned down to pick it up as he turned
to the speaker, "Pr - Princess Sakura!" He quickly averted his gaze
from the princess. Partially because it was the law of the land,
partially because she had a habit of chopping off heads that looked at
her too directly, but mostly it was because in typical strange desert
kingdom princess fashion she was a beautiful young woman who wore
little save her elaborate jewelry, "Is the King with you today?"