Title: "Sticks and Stones".
Parts: 1/1
Author: 'A Gentleman Of Leisure'.
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Story Type: Azumanga Daioh / Buffyverse Crossover.
Summary: Mihama Chiyo meets all her old High School friends again after
studying in the USA for a year, and finds that no one's really changed a
bit, especially not Tomo! A sequel to 'Kyuuketsuki to Shikkeishikonin -
Tsuishin'.
Rating overall: K+
Spoilers: Takes place after the end of both series.
Distribution/Archiving: Ask first please.
Disclaimer: The usual: no one here belongs to me, and I have absolutely NO
control whatsoever over the things they get up to. As usual, ALL Patents,
Trademarks and Copyrights are acknowledged. Thank you.

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"Sticks and Stones"

by

'A Gentleman Of Leisure'

"And those Amerikan boys were so rude," said Chiyo, her pigtails quivering
with indignation. "Almost as soon as I arrived at the college, some of them
started to call me Chico!"

"Is that an Amerikan name, then?" asked Yomi.

"Sort of. It's Hispanic, only it's a boy's name! But then worse than that,
someone went further and started to call me 'Chico My Hamster'."

"'My' is a possessive word in English, isn't it?" Sakaki said thoughtfully.

"So what does 'Hamster' mean?" said Yomi.

"It just means 'hamusutaa'," Chiyo said. "We use their word. I know it's a
small, cute little creature, but I don't believe the students were thinking
like that - they weren't clever in that way. It just seemed funny to them
because they thought it sounded something like my name."

"So what did you do?" Kagura asked.

"Nothing, I just ignored them," Chiyo said firmly. "To react would have been
undignified, and I would have felt I had lost face, so I simply took no
notice, and refused to respond. Eventually most of them got tired of their
little joke and gave up."

"I wouldn't have let them get away with it!" Tomo exclaimed. "I would have
given them my special Tomo double-chop!" and she suddenly leaped to her feet
and proceeded to demonstrate - straight down at Chiyo's head before anyone
could stop her.

Except that just as Tomo's arm flashed downwards, Chiyo leaned very slightly
to her left and put up her hand, diverting Tomo's massive martial arts blow
so that it completely missed, skimming past Chiyo's right shoulder and
making Tomo, off balance, simply hurl herself to the cafe floor in a
sprawling heap.

"Waah! What happened? How did I miss?"

"Baka!" exclaimed Yomi and Kagura simultaneously, and burst out laughing.
Chiyo jumped up, apologising profusely, and helped the shocked genki girl
back to her chair, while Osaka, who up till then had said almost nothing,
produced a paper napkin and mopped up her spilled drink for her.

"No one would believe she's been a fully qualified probationary police
constable for almost three months, would they?" Yomi observed to no one in
particular. "It's a good thing she's not in uniform!"

"That was amazing!" said Kagura, shaking her head. "If I hadn't actually
seen it with my own eyes...!"

"Silly Tomo-chan," said Osaka mildly. "Didn't you hear Chiyo-chan say that
she'd learned some martial arts moves of her own from these Slayer women?
That was just like watching Bruce Lee in 'Enter the Dragon'."

"So now she's Blue Four?" Tomo said, dismayed.

"A lot's happened to her since we all saw her last, remember," Sakaki
pointed out quietly.

"Yes, and I've grown, too," Chiyo said proudly, pushing her chest out. "I
might even get to be Hawaiian, if I'm lucky!"

"She's certainly taller," Yomi observed, smiling. "Good for you, Chiyo-chan.
At least something you really wanted has come out of your year in the USA."

"As well as something I'll bet you'd rather hadn't happened," Kagura said.

Chiyo nodded soberly. "But even that has turned out well in the end," she
reminded them. "I'm going to England in the autumn to study Classics and
Ancient Languages at Cambridge University. And Giles-sensei has even
arranged for me to visit the Middle Eastern, and Oriental Antiquities
Departments at the British Museum as well, whenever I like."

"Wow! He must really know some important people."

"He used to work there himself when he was younger. He has influential
friends."

"It sounds to me as if he has influence himself," Yomi said thoughtfully.
"Especially if you understood rightly about these girls, and what they do."

"Oh, I'm quite sure I understood," Chiyo replied seriously. "You should have
seen them. They are extraordinary people."

"So what happened to you after they all went off to England?"

"My father stayed for several days until he was quite sure I would be OK. He
offered to let me come home if I wanted, but I decided to stay on at the
college. Well, it was that or study on my own back here in Japan, and
although I missed you all very much , I thought I would learn more from the
tutors than just by myself." She shrugged.

"Of course, once everything had got back to normal, one of the Amerikan
anime fan-boys thought up a new nick-name for me."

Her expression changed suddenly from a sunny smile to an angry scowl. Her
friends could almost see a little thundercloud stuffed full of lightening
bolts hovering just above her head, and she looked about ready to consign
the offender to the nether regions of the lowest Hell available.

"What was it?" asked Osaka, wide-eyed.

"Chibi!!"