> On Jul 24, 3:10 am, Warewolf wrote:
>>
>> We could even start it off as a typical morning for...hmmm...Jane
>> Lane from the MTV show, Daria? She could be jogging when someone
>> shoots her with a mystic arrow that doesn't kill her but gives her a
>> (mostly controllable) 'Stand' ala JoJo's Bizarre Adventure...
>
> Meanwhile, across the MTV-Animation landscape and a few houses down
> the block, Daria Morgendorfer is starting her day as normal, with a
> torrent of profanity that has not only peeled paint but rendered her
> whole home unpaintable. Or maybe it's just the gas from all the
> health food her parents make her eat. technically, it IS the gas, but
> no one will tell her this to her face.
>
> She is struck with a beam of magenta light from VALIS, the Very Addled
> Laser In Space, and imbued with a powerful desire to use her foodborne
> mutations for good, and the ability to control the content of her
> colonial exhalations.
[The villain formerly known as 'Citracet' appears beside her]
[and gives her a big, squishy hug]
Stinkybutt: Marry me!
[Meanwhile inside what's left of the Morgendorffer household]
Wanda the, er, flying girl: Are you sure it was a good idea to make her
so...pungeant?
Quinn: Hey, she was the one who gave me this mouth zipper, Sandi those
horns, Tiffany that pull string in her chest and Stacy those superpowers.
Stacy (more nervous than usual): Uh, yeah...right.
[Meanwhile, at the Palace of Power...]
[Simon hears Kevin and Princess Lana panting like crazy]
[in the palace gym]
Simon: Hmmm, must be another of those crazy exercise programs.
[Simon takes out a mirror]
Simon: Not that I *need* them.
[Simon is crushed by a meteor]
[Pit and MegaMan pull down their pants]
[The WarioWare stereo pans inward, laughs, and pans out again]
[It shows an outside view of the Muppet Theatre]
[and a certain mouse operating a wrecking ball]
[Someone presses a button and the metal ball slams into the building]
[causing it to topple]
[*Channel Change*]
Rick Springfield (singing): If you believe-you believe in magic...all of
your wonderful dreams will come true...
[Pond Life goes off the air]
[Shrieky dies of AIDS, Beastly rejoices]
[Ren Hoek gets large pectoral muscles]
Ren: Thank you, meester Springfield.
[A certain preteen witch winks to the audiance]
[The Autobot symbol pans into view, changes to a Decepticon symbol]
[and pans out again]
Minimus: Copycat.
[*another Channel Change*]
[A brilliant shaft of light explodes from the Yamato's 'wave motion gun']
[it strikes a nearby pickle jar, cleaving it's tightly-turned lid asunder]
[The crew of the Yamato cheers]
[The captain simply shakes his head in disbelief]
[*yet another Channel Change*]
[Two robot children, Rusty and Ono, discover the joys of kissing]
[Dr. Slate weeps with joy at their puppy love]
[before a stamp comes down, labelling it pedophilic]
[*Channel Change*]
Duckman (to Grandmama): Hey, quick hogging the remote.
[Duckman take the remote from under her dress]
[and gets a face full of methane]
Duckman (screaming): DWAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
[Duckman runs out the front door and knocks over a gopher]
Gopher: Thank you. When I'm famous I'll make it a point not to like you.
[*Channel Change #5*]
[A couple of 'Scoobys' peek into a nearby room]
Velma: *gasp* Fred!
Shaggy: Daphne!
Johnny Bravo: Mama?
[The Superfriends transition plays]
[Pikachu gets angry and uses its patented lightning strike]
Ash: All right, I'll get you that ice cream!
Misty: Yahtzee!
Brock (to Misty): Go home.
[A Freakazoid! transition plays]
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Feel free to add to the insanity.
