Colin hotmail.com> wrote in news:3d1ca60b-637c-4db5-b293-
24ad39fc9f7b@a9g2000prl.googlegroups.com:

I'm actually going to fudge your question a little bit... ^_^;

If I had the chance to be a character in a live action or animated
film/series, I'd probably choose an animated one that had a *lot* of
crossover potential. (ie Sam and Max, Invader Zim or even an independent
project called 'Toons Run Amuck')

My role would be 'recurring character/running gag' since I would probably
want to experiment with my new cartoon abilities and, if the audience is
able to tolerate my presence (or even find me slightly humorous) I may
graduate to a full episode (which may get the series cancelled
afterward). ~_^

Some of the gags I would 'pull' include

stretching my arms
changing my appearance/gender (and probably getting hit on by Johnny
Bravo)
jumping off a building to see if I can fly
having a conversation with Meg Griffin
getting my first 'taste' of vanishing cream
dropping anvils on my least favorite characters (*cough*GadgetBoy*cough*)
hitting on (and getting slapped by) various cartoon women
updating some stereotypes (ie buck-toothed 'Japs', 'blackface'
characters) on what has happened since they were first drawn/animated

I mean, let's face it, my 'extra brain' and friendly-to-the-point-of-
annoying personality have to be worth *something*.

But I'll let you take all that with a grain of salt. ~_^

Signed,
Warewolf
who wonders what type of 'villainous rival' his new animator would come
up with.