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Happy Feet, Crappy Feet, and Michael Medved's Mad Box Office Prognostication Skillz         


Author: Terrence Briggs
Date: Dec 2, 2006 05:38

*sigh*... and here we go...

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&q=medved+%%22happy+feet%%22&btnG...

In short, Happy Feet mocks religion, blames humans for the stories'
existential hell, and is too dark for young kids ("The darkest, most
disturbing feature-length animated film ever offered by a major
studio"). As such, it belies the advertisements' promises of a fun
romp for the whole family.

Preliminary thoughts:

1) Warner Brothers marketing sucks. SHOCKER!!! :)

2) "PG" means "parental guidance suggested"

3) What IS the darkest, most disturbing feature film released by
Hollywood? Last Unicorn? :)

Your thoughts?

Part words from Betsy Hart (of Scripps Howard News):
I'm just also thrilled there are more and more movies from the fun
"Happy Feet" (and no I don't care about it's environmentalist agenda,
and neither do my children)... to which I can enjoy taking my kids.
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Re: Happy Feet, Crappy Feet, and Michael Medved's Mad Box Office Prognostication Skillz         


Author: Terrence Briggs
Date: Dec 2, 2006 05:44

Forgot to add Medved's pre-Thanksgiving bit of box-office prediction:

"The effort to mask this reality with talk about "singing and dancing
in the aisles" may succeed in bringing in large, eager audiences for
the film's opening weekend (parents are always hungry for
kid-friendly animated entertainment) but once the word-of-mouth kicks
in, watch for the quick box-office collapse of "Happy Feet." "

Oops.

Terrence Briggs, who's about as good at predicting Best Animated
Feature Oscars... WOOHOO!
Peace to you...

Terrence Briggs wrote:
> *sigh*... and here we go...
>
> http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&q=medved+%%22happy+feet%%22&btnG...
>
> In short, Happy Feet mocks religion, blames humans...
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Re: Happy Feet, Crappy Feet, and Michael Medved's Mad Box Office Prognostication Skillz         


Author: Freezer
Date: Dec 2, 2006 08:02

If I don't respond to this Terrence Briggs post, the terrorists
win.
> ("The darkest, most
> disturbing feature-length animated film ever offered by a major
> studio").

...WHAT.

Titan A.E. and Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within both dealt with
GENOCIDE. Not to mention the headtrip that was The Last Unicorn.

Sometimes a tap-dancing penguin is just a tap-dancing penguin,
people!
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Re: Happy Feet, Crappy Feet, and Michael Medved's Mad Box Office         


Author: Kip Williams
Date: Dec 2, 2006 10:37

Freezer wrote:
> If I don't respond to this Terrence Briggs post, the terrorists
> win.
>
>> ("The darkest, most
>>disturbing feature-length animated film ever offered by a major
>>studio").
>
> ...WHAT.
>
> Titan A.E. and Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within both dealt with
> GENOCIDE. Not to mention the headtrip that was The Last Unicorn.
>
> Sometimes a tap-dancing penguin is just a tap-dancing penguin,
> people!

Consider the source. Though, since it's Medved, I'd as lief not consider
him at all.

Kip W
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Re: Happy Feet, Crappy Feet, and Michael Medved's Mad Box Office         


Author: Derek Janssen
Date: Dec 2, 2006 11:28

Terrence Briggs wrote:
> *sigh*... and here we go...
>
> http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&q=medved+%%22happy+feet%%22&btnG...
>
> In short, Happy Feet mocks religion, blames humans for the stories'
> existential hell, and is too dark for young kids ("The darkest, most
> disturbing feature-length animated film ever offered by a major
> studio").

(And that's only considering Miller's "Babe: Pig in the City" was
live-action.)
> 3) What IS the darkest, most disturbing feature film released by
> Hollywood? Last Unicorn? :)

Before we get wags crying "Se7en", think you meant darkest FAMILY
feature ever released (and by major studio, not indie imports like
"Plague Dogs"
--
And yeah, the Babe sequel's still pretty hard to top.

Derek Janssen
ejanss@comcast.net
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Re: Happy Feet, Crappy Feet, and Michael Medved's Mad Box Office Prognostication Skillz         


Author: Heather Fieldhouse
Date: Dec 2, 2006 13:25

In article <1165066710.117013.61890@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com>,
"Terrence Briggs" lycos.com> wrote:
> 3) What IS the darkest, most disturbing feature film released by
> Hollywood? Last Unicorn? :)

That's an interesting question. If you believe Roger Ebert, it's Bambi,
which he called "a parable of sexism, nihilism and despair, portraying
absentee fathers and passive mothers in a world of violence." The funny
part is that Disney used a very truncated quote from that very review to
promote its DVD release of the film.

I might go with Disney's Hunchback. Certainly *parts* of it are among
the darkest stuff to come from mainstream American animation.

I always found the death of the villain and his dogs to be quite
disturbingly done in Oliver & Company, too.

Heather
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Re: Happy Feet, Crappy Feet, and Michael Medved's Mad Box Office Prognostication Skillz         


Author: Oliver (Caged Horse)
Date: Dec 2, 2006 17:54

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Re: Happy Feet, Crappy Feet, and Michael Medved's Mad Box Office         


Author: Jay Shell
Date: Dec 2, 2006 21:00

Terrence Briggs wrote:
> *sigh*... and here we go...
>
> http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&q=medved+%%22happy+feet%%22&btnG...
>
> In short, Happy Feet mocks religion, blames humans for the stories'
> existential hell, and is too dark for young kids ("The darkest, most
> disturbing feature-length animated film ever offered by a major
> studio"). As such, it belies the advertisements' promises of a fun
> romp for the whole family.

Humans also save the penguins (by just fishing somewhere else)...
I was all set to hate HF... over-detailed "realism", endless pop songs,
Robin Williams' motormouth. And yet I enjoyed every minute of it...
I guess I actually cared about the main character, I can't even say
that about Cars (great as it was).
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Re: Happy Feet, Crappy Feet, and Michael Medved's Mad Box Office Prognostication Skillz         


Author: Patrick Joseph Mc Namara
Date: Dec 3, 2006 09:07

"Terrence Briggs" lycos.com> wrote in message
news:1165066710.117013.61890@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com...
> *sigh*... and here we go...
>
> http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&q=medved+%%22happy+feet%%22&btnG...
>
> In short, Happy Feet mocks religion, blames humans for the stories'
> existential hell, and is too dark for young kids ("The darkest, most
> disturbing feature-length animated film ever offered by a major
> studio"). As such, it belies the advertisements' promises of a fun
> romp for the whole family.
>
> Preliminary thoughts:
>
> 1) Warner Brothers marketing sucks. SHOCKER!!! :)
>
> 2) "PG" means "parental guidance suggested"
>
> 3) What IS the darkest, most disturbing feature film released by
> Hollywood? Last Unicorn? :) ...
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Re: Happy Feet, Crappy Feet, and Michael Medved's Mad Box Office         


Author: Kip Williams
Date: Dec 3, 2006 12:52

Patrick Joseph Mc Namara wrote:
> "Terrence Briggs" lycos.com> wrote in message
> news:1165066710.117013.61890@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com...
>
>>*sigh*... and here we go...
>>
>>http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&q=medved+%%22happy+feet%%22&btnG...
>>
>>In short, Happy Feet mocks religion, blames humans for the stories'
>>existential hell, and is too dark for young kids ("The darkest, most
>>disturbing feature-length animated film ever offered by a major
>>studio"). As such, it belies the advertisements' promises of a fun
>>romp for the whole family.
>>
>>Preliminary thoughts:
>>
>>1) Warner Brothers marketing sucks. SHOCKER!!! :)
>>
>>2) "PG" means "parental guidance suggested"
>> ...
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