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Author: Samantha, the Delicious Hat
Date: Jul 27, 2007 10:35

In article hubcap.clemson.edu>,
Juan F. Lara ces.clemson.edu> wrote:
> Information taken from Brandon Gray's
>http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/
>
> "Shrek the Third" finally made it to dollar cinemas around here. WORST
>animation of realistic CGI humans I've ever seen. Stiff movement, creepy
>realism, and BAD skin. The film brought back repressed memories over how
>horrible the humans in "Final Fantasy: the Spirits Within" looked. And Heaven
>help us when a character has to move quickly; a lot of hiccups in the movement.
>The writing didn't help either. The movie featured the lamest means of
>defeating villains since touchy-feely cliches were invented. The poor king had
>to undergo the most tastelessly staged death scene ever. And they wouldn't let
>up with the bad oldies pop songs. For all of that this movie still makes
>$320M+ ? :-(
>

At the risk of offending people, I'll answer in one word: Breeders.

Oh looks! They're married and having problems and their baby vomits!
It's so troooo! And it makes Bobbya nd Billy and Janet shut up for
an hour! We love you Shrek! You represent us! You tell us that
anyone can be bent to our overconsuming vapid way of life! Hurray!

Flame me if you want, but you know it's true. :P
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