BallsInYourCourt (BIYC)

we offer:

- fake profiles made by our staff of one
- user photographs that are model shots from a clip-art CD
- Wendy, the hot 'creator' of the website is really a dude
from Toronto named Darren who has another...

moving@losangeles-movers.com wrote:

Better yet use a REAL company, with a national presence that doesn't
have to spam to get business...

http://www.moving.com/

AVRIL SHOWERS -- January 4, 2008 -- PUNK starlet Avril
Lavigne was on the verge of tears New Year's Eve when she
lost the spotlight to 'Lil Jon.

The rude rapper was deejaying a countdown party at Prive,
where Lavigne was slated to call the countdown.

But before the stroke of midnight, onlookers saw 'Lil Jon
"grab his own mike and steal the show" from Lavigne by
"holding his own countdown."

The pop princess was said to be "visibly upset" and clung to
hubby Deryck Whibley, crying "I wanted to do the countdown!"

Only when servers brought out Dom Perignon did she calm
down. Her reps could not be reached.

http://tinyurl.com/2d4a8u

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Call me crazy, but I'm actually considering relaxing my
hateful stance on the waste of DNA known as Avril Lavigne.

Now I take a really good look at her, she's /almost/ as
attractive as Kirsten Dunst.

That is, if Kirsten Dunst were an albino.