On Thu, 08 May 2008 19:29:43 -0500, Curtis wrote:

I liked the wasabi peas until I found the wasabi peanuts. For some
reason they are twice as hot. Most any Asian specialty store will
carry them. Sometimes I put them out when we have guests, just to look
at the faces when someone eats one. ;-)
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I was looking at a shopping list of things I'll need post-surgery.

One was:

Over-the-counter stool softener

I just didn't need that image at a time like this.

"I'd like an over-the-counter stool softener."

"Very well sir. Please remove your glasses and place your nose right
here on the counter."

"Uhhhh....."

"Would you like a little pillow for your forehead?"

"Uhhhhh...."

"HEY GUYS, GET IN HERE QUICK. Sir, sir, hold still, this will go
easier if you don't struggle."

"Could I just get the Ex-Lax in the Valentines Day box instead?
OOOOWWWWWWWW!!!"

Is there some other way to get usenet newsgroup access besides Google,
cheap or free? I can't protect my privacy the way I would like with
Google.

Hey, you want to do something about crime? WARN everyone in Ponchatoula
about the crime family that lives at 135 Barringer Drive.

This is their information:

VIRGIE VICKNAIR BYERS & CHARLES F.(FREDRICK) GOOCH
135 BARRINGER DR
PONCHATOULA, LA (985) 386-3391

They have pulled of thefts up to +$1,000,000.00 over the last 25 years.
They work the whole eastern states. Charles Gooch's son Douglas Blake Gooch
is right now awaiting trial in Nashville, Tn. for stealing
$250,000.00 of jewelry from a jewelry dealer. The F.B.I. has a file on them that was
developed out of the New Orleans Office by Agent Dennis Swickert (859-341-3901)

Douglas Blake Gooch, has a criminal trial coming up in Nashville, Tenn. soon Case #
2006-B-904 on 06/16/2008 - 09:00 A.M. He stole a bag full of jewlery from a jeweler from
New Orleans who was at a show in Nashville. It was worth more than $250,000.00. He
has been involved in 3 other robberies that we are aware of, the other two being in
Sarasota Florida.

In NASHVILLE HE WAS CAPTURED ON A VIDEO CAMERA carrying his stolen property outside
to his vehicle.

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How do you spell Katrina in Burmese?