"Up in the Twin Cities area folks are speaking a new language. Or,
should I say Palinguage. It sounds sorta familiar because it's Latin
based. But different from the plain English we're used to speaking, in
Palinguage recognizable words take on new meanings. Won't you take a
moment to learn some Plainguage so you can talk like a hypocritical
conservative?

"REPEAT THE FOLLOWING:

"If you're a minority and you're selected for a job over more qualified
candidates you're a "token hire." If you're a conservative and you're
selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a "game
changer."

"If you live in an Urban area and you get a girl pregnant you're a
"baby daddy." If you're the same in Alaska you're a "teen father."
(Actually, according to your own MySpace page you're an F'n redneck
that don't want any kids, but that's too long a phrase for the evil
liberal media to take out of context and flog morning noon and night).

"Black teen pregnancies? A "crisis" in black America. White teen
pregnancies? A "blessed event."