"Up in the Twin Cities area folks are speaking a new language. Or,
should I say Palinguage. It sounds sorta familiar because it's Latin
based. But different from the plain English we're used to speaking, in
Palinguage recognizable words take on new meanings. Won't you take a
moment to learn some Plainguage so you can talk like a hypocritical
conservative?

"REPEAT THE FOLLOWING:

"If you're a minority and you're selected for a job over more qualified
candidates you're a "token hire." If you're a conservative and you're
selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a "game
changer."

"If you live in an Urban area and you get a girl pregnant you're a
"baby daddy." If you're the same in Alaska you're a "teen father."
(Actually, according to your own MySpace page you're an F'n redneck
that don't want any kids, but that's too long a phrase for the evil
liberal media to take out of context and flog morning noon and night).

"Black teen pregnancies? A "crisis" in black America. White teen
pregnancies? A "blessed event."

"If you grow up in Hawaii you're "exotic." Grow up in Alaska eating
mooseburgers, you're the quintessential "American story."

"Similarly, if you name you kid Barack you're "unpatriotic." Name your
kid Track, you're "colorful."

"If you're a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fully vetting the
individual you're "reckless." A Republican who doesn't fully vet is a
"maverick."

"If you say that for the "first time in my adult lifetime I'm really
proud of my country" it makes you "unfit" to be First Lady. If you are
a registered member of a fringe political group that advocates
secession that makes you "First Dude."

"A DUI from twenty years ago is "old news." A speech given without
proper citation from twenty years ago is "relevant information."

"And, finally, if you're a man and you decide to run for office despite
your wife's recurrence of cancer you're a "questionable spouse." If
you're a woman and you decide to run for office despite having five
kids including a newborn... Well, we don't know what that is 'cause
THAT'S NOT A FAIR QUESTION TO ASK."

Source: http://tinyurl.com/palin1111