1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
Stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
allowed per passenger.

2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other
and says, 'Dam!'

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire
in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you
can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.'
The other says, 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm
positive.'

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a
root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them
to disperse. But why they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he
said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'