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Group: nashville.general · Group Profile
Author: InfoSuperHwyRoadKill
Date: Aug 13, 2008 15:54

"David Moffitt" stomping-leftist-twits.org> wrote in message
news:hNadnYGhbdZ8yz7VnZ2dnUVZ_gidnZ2d@earthlink.com...
>I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to
> be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were
> standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the
> first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give houses to all the
> homeless people."
> "Wow - what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to wait until
> you're
> President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds,
> and
> sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.
> "Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
> out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house."
> She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her
> Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why
> doesn't
> the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the
> $50?"
> And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her folks still aren't
> talking to me.
>

Homeless jokes are so funny.

It's so simple to be a republican. And it's macho cute -- maybe dress up
like a cowboy and claim to beatup your inlaws -- but really stupid. The only
thing standing between a large number of Americans and homelessness is their
next paycheck.

"People remain homeless an average of eight months in the survey cities.
Officials estimate that,on average, single men comprise 51 percent of the
homeless population, families with children 30 percent, single women 17
percent and unaccompanied youth 2 percent. The homeless population is
estimated to be 42 percent African-American, 39 percent white, 13 percent
Hispanic, 4 percent Native American and 2 percent Asian. An average of 16
percent of homeless people is considered mentally ill; 26 percent are
substance abusers. Thirteen percent are employed. Requests for assisted
housing by low-income families and individuals increased in 86 percent of
the cities during the last year."
http://nationalhomeless.org/publications/facts/How_Many.pdf

Then there are alternatives, like suicide by cop would be better than
homelessness;

'Owen said Adkisson wrote that he was angered by "his lack of being able to
obtain a job," a reduction in his food stamp allotment, and "the liberal
movement."

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2008/jul/29/suspects-note-cites-liberal-movement-church.../

Too bad because as a Vietnam Vet he would have fit right in with the
homeless.
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