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Author: maxomaxo Date: Feb 19, 2008 20:36
Scene: Sunday, 4pm, arguing with a fundamentaloid on-line...then I
realize that the war on jebus is no match for sun and 70. Woo'oo!
Sorta half put on some kit. A jersey with pockets, a faded Columbus
tubing hat...fuckit, threw on some cargo shorts and sneakers, jammed
five bucks in my pocket and jumped on the Kona fetcher of all things--
now with super long fender flaps.
Out the door to feel the magnetism. Shelby Bottoms to the left,
deliciously refreshing American pilsner to the right. Nature,
uncanned, won. Four miles from home and a goodly bit into the greenway
system, I see a familiar jersey. I hammer to catch up and it's one of
the hunky dudes from the bike shop. We coordinate, put pins in
imaginary countries, grow fascistic mustaches and within a minute it's
go time! Sun's got an hour left, we got a spare tube, and ten miles
more--Priest Lake is our Poland!
We reached the bridge a mile later, spiraled up, and portaged onto the
2-rivers roundabout over some mud hills, as the tunnels were fenced,
barreled down a grassy slope and intercepted the greenway on the wrong
side of the Cumberland.
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Author: Paul StevensPaul Stevens Date: Feb 19, 2008 21:03
> Scene: Sunday, 4pm, arguing with a fundamentaloid on-line...then I
> realize that the war on jebus is no match for sun and 70. Woo'oo!
> Sorta half put on some kit. A jersey with pockets, a faded Columbus
> tubing hat...fuckit, threw on some cargo shorts and sneakers, jammed
> five bucks in my pocket and jumped on the Kona fetcher of all things--
> now with super long fender flaps.
>
> Out the door to feel the magnetism. Shelby Bottoms to the left,
> deliciously refreshing American pilsner to the right. Nature,
> uncanned, won. Four miles from home and a goodly bit into the greenway
> system, I see a familiar jersey. I hammer to catch up and it's one of
> the hunky dudes from the bike shop. We coordinate, put pins in
> imaginary countries, grow fascistic mustaches and within a minute it's
> go time! Sun's got an hour left, we got a spare tube, and ten miles
> more--Priest Lake is our Poland!
>
> We reached the bridge a mile later, spiraled up, and portaged onto the
> 2-rivers roundabout over some mud hills, as the tunnels were fenced, ...
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Author: MrWonderfulMrWonderful Date: Feb 19, 2008 22:19
On Feb 19, 11:03�pm, "Paul Stevens" bellsouth.net> wrote:>> Scene: Sunday, 4pm, arguing with a fundamentaloid on-line...then I
>> realize that the war on jebus is no match for sun and 70. Woo'oo!
>> Sorta half put on some kit. A jersey with pockets, a faded Columbus
>> tubing hat...fuckit, threw on some cargo shorts and sneakers, jammed
>> five bucks in my pocket and jumped on the Kona fetcher of all things--
>> now with super long fender flaps.
>
>> Out the door to feel the magnetism. Shelby Bottoms to the left,
>> deliciously refreshing American pilsner to the right. Nature,
>> uncanned, won. Four miles from home and a goodly bit into the greenway
>> system, I see a familiar jersey. I hammer to catch up and it's one of ...
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Author: David MoffittDavid Moffitt Date: Feb 20, 2008 07:20
"maxo" gmail.com> wrote in message
news:8c97779f-b937-4dce-968c-ab214ee2a599@o77g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
| Scene: Sunday, 4pm, arguing with a fundamentaloid on-line...then I
| realize that the war on jebus is no match for sun and 70. Woo'oo!
| Sorta half put on some kit. A jersey with pockets, a faded Columbus
| tubing hat...fuckit, threw on some cargo shorts and sneakers, jammed
| five bucks in my pocket and jumped on the Kona fetcher of all things--
| now with super long fender flaps.
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| Out the door to feel the magnetism. Shelby Bottoms to the left,
| deliciously refreshing American pilsner to the right. Nature,
| uncanned, won. Four miles from home and a goodly bit into the greenway
| system, I see a familiar jersey. I hammer to catch up and it's one of
| the hunky dudes from the bike shop. We coordinate, put pins in
| imaginary countries, grow fascistic mustaches and within a minute it's
| go time! Sun's got an hour left, we got a spare tube, and ten miles
| more--Priest Lake is our Poland!
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| We reached the bridge a mile later, spiraled up, and portaged onto the
| 2-rivers roundabout over some mud hills, as the tunnels were fenced, ...
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Author: InfoSuperHwyRoadKillInfoSuperHwyRoadKill Date: Feb 20, 2008 08:23
"David Moffitt" buttsqueezingweasel.org> tittered with heart a
flutter news:13rohjl54up8h6f@corp.supernews.com...
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> Such a sweet "Brokeback Mountain" love story.
>
. . . and the guy who knows all about sheep should know . . .
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Author: maxomaxo Date: Feb 20, 2008 08:31
On Feb 20, 10:23 am, "InfoSuperHwyRoadKill"
hellsgate.com> wrote:> "David Moffitt" buttsqueezingweasel.org> tittered with heart a
> flutternews:13rohjl54up8h6f@corp.supernews.com...
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>>> Such a sweet "Brokeback Mountain" love story.
>
> . . . and the guy who knows all about sheep should know . . .
Ha ha ha ha! Wingnut homophobia is hilarious! I used to run a picture
of Adam Savage from Mythbusters as my avatar at the Tennessean,
replete with p-shopped bra and bath bubbles. Dead babies in Iraq? No
biggie--but a fruity image drove 'em nuts.
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Author: maxomaxo Date: Feb 20, 2008 08:38
On Feb 20, 12:19 am, MrWonderful aol.com> wrote:> On Feb 19, 11:03�pm, "Paul Stevens" bellsouth.net> wrote:
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>>> "maxo" gmail.com> wrote in message>
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>>> Scene: Sunday, 4pm, arguing with a fundamentaloid on-line...then I
>>> realize that the war on jebus is no match for sun and 70. Woo'oo!
>>> Sorta half put on some kit. A jersey with pockets, a faded Columbus
>>> tubing hat...fuckit, threw on some cargo shorts and sneakers, jammed
>>> five bucks in my pocket and jumped on the Kona fetcher of all things--
>>> now with super long fender flaps.
>
>>> Out the door to feel the magnetism. Shelby Bottoms to the left,
>>> deliciously refreshing American pilsner to the right. Nature,
>>> uncanned, won. Four miles from home and a goodly bit into the greenway
>>> system, I see a familiar jersey. I hammer to catch up and it's one of ...
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Author: David MoffittDavid Moffitt Date: Feb 20, 2008 17:29
"InfoSuperHwyRoadKill" hellsgate.com> wrote in message
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| "David Moffitt" buttsqueezingweasel.org> tittered with heart a
| flutter news:13rohjl54up8h6f@corp.supernews.com...
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| > Such a sweet "Brokeback Mountain" love story.
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| . . . and the guy who knows all about sheep should know . . .
The term is "sheeple" aka liberals.
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Author: David MoffittDavid Moffitt Date: Feb 20, 2008 17:34
"maxo" gmail.com> wrote in message
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| On Feb 20, 10:23 am, "InfoSuperHwyRoadKill"
| hellsgate.com> wrote:
| > "David Moffitt" buttsqueezingweasel.org> tittered with heart a
| > flutternews:13rohjl54up8h6f@corp.supernews.com...
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| > > Such a sweet "Brokeback Mountain" love story.
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| > . . . and the guy who knows all about sheep should know . . .
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| Ha ha ha ha! Wingnut homophobia is hilarious! I used to run a picture
| of Adam Savage from Mythbusters as my avatar at the Tennessean,
| replete with p-shopped bra and bath bubbles. Dead babies in Iraq? No
| biggi--but a fruity image drove 'em nuts.
LMAO! Is your wife suspicious of you and your "hunky dude" maxo?
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Author: Boston Blackie (http://tinyurl.com/ynshz6)Boston Blackie (http://tinyurl.com/ynshz6) Date: Feb 20, 2008 18:47
On 2008-02-20 10:38:48 -0600, maxo gmail.com> said:
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> Weasled my way out of paying the fine, btw--gawd I hate shoulder
> chippy parks police, they all look like they should do something more
> constructive, like eating wings at Hooters.
They're just one cut above rent-a-cops, otherwise they wouldn't be
"park police."
Even at that, they're about 4 cuts above Vanderpuppy police, who should
just be thrown in the Bass-0-Matic.
dipshits.
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