Author: Boston Blackie (You've got to be freakin' kidding me, HE'S the NRA?)Boston Blackie (You've got to be freakin' kidding me, HE'S the NRA?) Date: Dec 29, 2007 09:17
But these are not mine. I wouldn't be caught dead repeating any of
them. A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you make it first.
1. Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve
you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and
says "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That
sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not
Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" Exclaims Daisy.
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