Source: http://tinyurl.com/BMKent001

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho--Repression was the order of the day as the
National Rifle Association's North Idaho Chapter held its annual
convention this weekend.

More than 25,000 dedicated gun lovers from across Northern Idaho
flocked to the Coeur d'Alene Convention Center for the two-day event,
happily sublimating homosexual impulses amid a carefully maintained
facade of platonic camaraderie.

Moscow, ID, resident Richard Hoflinger, 47, a longtime gun-rights
activist, exhibited the collection of antique rifles through which he
has channeled his culturally unacceptable impulses. "Guns should be
part of any upstanding Christian family," Hoflinger said, sticking a
long, thick, oily pipe-cleaner 14 inches up an 1886 Remington.

In the next booth, another latent gay man, Duane Erlich, moved his hand
slowly up and down a well-polished 1948 Winchester. "Ain't she a
beautiful baby?" he said, displaying the kind of
feminization/infantilization of firearms for which NRA members are
renowned.