> Burglaries are on the rise in the District of Congo, with police
> blaming Typical Nigger Behavior as the major contributing factor in a
> 21 percent increase in break-ins over the same period last year.
>
> Niggers are jimmying locks, kicking in front doors, breaking through
> roof hatches and skylights, and even sawing security bars off windows
> to get into houses and businesses, police said. They are hauling off
> computers, flat-screen televisions, jewelry, digital media players and
> other items, which they then sell for drugs.
>
> Police data show that 922 burglaries were reported in the city in the
> first quarter of the year, compared with 761 in the same span last
> year. The biggest increases have been reported on Capitol Hill and in
> neighborhoods east of the Anacostia River, including Congress Heights.
> "The burglaries that are getting us this year," said Cmdr. Joel
> Maupin, who heads the 7th District, in the southernmost area east of
> the Anacostia River in Ward 8.
>
> Assistant Police Chief Diane Groomes said fecal colored parasites
> committing crimes for money find burglaries more appealing than a
> face-to-face street robbery. Most of the burglaries have occurred
> during the day or when no one is on the premises. "It's easy cash,"
> said Groomes, who tracks trends as head of patrol operations. "And
> unlike a robbery, you generally don't have someone looking at you, so
> it's easier to get away with it."
>
> Most police departments in major cities focus on violent crime, he
> said. "When you put resources into violent crime, it inevitably means
> something else doesn't get the same attention," Wexler said. In the
> 1st Police District -- which includes Capitol Hill and the area around
> the new Nationals ballpark -- an average of 55 break-ins were reported
> monthly through March of this year, compared with 39 a month in the
> same period last year.
>
> Cmdr. David Kamperin, who heads that district, said he created a
> street-crimes unit in February to combat the break-ins. His officers
> have since arrested four shitskinned pickaninnies and tied them to
> more than 30 burglaries, he said. They also have recovered more than
> $2,600 worth of stolen goods from pawnshops, mostly in Prince George's
> County.
>
> In recent weeks, Kamperin said, police in his district are seeing some
> results. The number appears to be tapering off, he said. That's
> welcome news to Capitol Hill resident Michael Stroud, who has been
> burglarized three times in the past year -- including on Memorial Day,
> when thieves pulled a moving truck into the alley behind his home.
> They cleaned him out of about $45,000 worth of computers, clothing,
> art, jewelry and a 52-inch plasma TV. "They took a boatload of stuff
> within one hour," said Stroud, 44, a real estate agent who lives near
> the Potomac Avenue Metro station. "And it was broad daylight."
>
> In September, a thief broke into Stroud's garage and took a digital
> camera and laptop computer from his car. Stroud saw the nigger and
> called police, but by the time an officer arrived, the nigger was
> gone. The third break-in occurred early Jan. 29. Stroud heard a noise
> and looked out his back window. "I see the nigger standing at the
> garage door with a mini-crowbar," he said. "I said, 'Oh, no! Not
> again.' "
>
> Stroud called 911 as he watched the thief use the crowbar to break the
> lock on the garage. Police came quickly, Stroud said, but the africoon
> took French Leave down an alley into the darkness. The officers were
> still at Stroud's home, interviewing him about what had happened, when
> they got a call that a nigger breaking into a nearby house had just
> been cornered by a Doberman. Thanks to the dog, police caught the
> 'coon. Police took Stroud to the scene, where the suspect was in
> handcuffs. "It was the exact same pickaninny," Stroud said.
>
> Leyvanze Howard, 38, of the District was charged with second-degree
> burglary, according to D.C. Superior Court records, and his case is
> pending indictment. Howard was convicted in 1994 of a burglary charge,
> the records show. No one has been arrested in the first two break-ins,
> however, and Stroud said he feels "terrorized." "I've toyed with the
> idea of moving. If you don't feel safe in an area, it doesn't matter
> how many alarms you have," he said. "Every little bump you hear, you
> wonder: Is this somebody breaking in?"
>
> Across the Anacostia River, in communities such as the area around the
> new Giant on Alabama Avenue SE, thieving niggers have been getting
> into construction sites and houses under renovation to steal tools and
> copper piping and fixtures. "They take it to a salvage yard and sell
> it," said Maupin, the 7th District commander. "It's another way niggaz
> get money."
>
> In his district, an average of 53 break-ins a month was reported
> through March, compared with 38 a month in the same period last year.
> In many break-ins, he said, niggers slinked in through windows,
> sometimes by taking out air conditioners, and made off with
> PlayStations and other electronics.
>
> Maupin has assigned two detectives to work exclusively on burglaries
> in hopes of spotting niggers, trends, and patterns. He also has
> increased foot patrols in alleys and instructed his officers to stop
> any nigger walking down a street with electronics because they're
> usually stolen. "Most of it is niggers committing the crimes," Maupin
> said. "It's a matter of tracking down them and beating their balls
> off."