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Re: As I was saying, a more realistic fear         

Group: nashville.general · Group Profile
Author: InfoSuperHwyRoadKill
Date: Aug 19, 2008 12:07

"Kent Finnell" bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:DbDqk.13796$Ep1.1432@bignews2.bellsouth.net...
> "Cyrus Afzali" wrote in message
> news:vhmla41p5a0vr3c1sn31h95tc2v0pmhnnt@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:58:43 -0500, "David Moffitt"
>> stomping-leftist-twits.org> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"InfoSuperHwyRoadKill" hellsgate.com> wrote in
>>>message
>>>news:nikqk.11937$XT1.7952@bignews5.bellsouth.net...
>>>| http://cache.io9.com/assets/resources/2008/05/rc13412.jpg
>>>|
>>>| http://www.vulcaniasubmarine.com/LEON%%20LYONS_files/image042.jpg
>>>|
>>>| HARROLD, Texas (AP) - A tiny Texas public swimming pool will allow
>>>| lifeguards to carry spearguns to deter and protect against the threat
>>>of
>>>| creatures when swimming begins this month, provided the speargun-toting
>>>| employees follow certain requirements.
>>
>>>| Texas law outlaws spearguns at pools unless specific pools allow them.
>>>|
>>>| It isn't clear how many of the 5 or so lifeguards and staff members
>>>will
>>>be
>>>| armed this fall because Thweatt did not disclose that information, to
>>>keep
>>>| it from swimmers, potential attackers, or the creatures from the black
>>>| lagoon.
>>>
>>>Why are you so frightened by firearms?
>>
>> I think the real question is why folks like you and Kent are so
>> fearful of becoming victims. This notion that you can't have a polite,
>> civilized society without it being armed to the teeth has just been
>> proven false way too many times, both in our own country and abroad.
>
> Who is fearful of becoming a victim, Cyrus? Not I and probably not David.
> Do you have a fire extinguisher, hospitalization insurance, auto
> insurance, and/or disability insurance? A spare tire and a jack in your
> car? A first aid kit in your home and/or car? A list of emergency
> numbers to call in case you, your wife, or your child is injured or
> exposed to poison or dangerous chemicals? Does any of those items or
> policies mean you are fearful. Probably not, they just mean you are taking
> wise precautions. There is a reason for the Boy Scout motto, "Be
> Prepared."
>

Kent also carries a condom in case he bags a supermodel, holy water in the
event he's posessed by satan, and a one iron so he won't get struck by
lightning. Why the one iron, you ask? Not even God can't hit a one iron.

http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny6/redneck_swiss_army_gun.jpg
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