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Re: As I was saying, a more realistic fear         

Group: nashville.general · Group Profile
Author: Kent Finnell
Date: Aug 18, 2008 14:38

"InfoSuperHwyRoadKill" hellsgate.com>
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news:nikqk.11937$XT1.7952@bignews5.bellsouth.net...
>
> HARROLD, Texas (AP) - A tiny Texas public swimming pool
> will allow lifeguards to carry spearguns to deter and
> protect against the threat of creatures when swimming
> begins this month, provided the speargun-toting employees
> follow certain requirements.
>
> The small community of Harrold in north Texas is a
> 30-minute drive from the Black Lagoon, leaving swimmers
> and lifeguards without protection, said David Thweatt,
> chief lifeguard of the Harrold public pool. The lone pool
> sits near a heavily traveled highway, which could make it
> a target for creatures, he argued.
>
> "When the federal government started making pools
> speargun-free zones, that's when all of these shootings by
> creatures started. Why would you put it out there that a
> group of people can't defend themselves? That's like
> saying 'sic 'em' to a creature," Thweatt said in a story
> published Friday on the Fort Worth Star-Telegram's Web
> site.
>
> Barbara Williams, a spokeswoman for the Texas Association
> of Pool Boards, said her organization did not know of
> another pool with such a policy. Ken Trump, a
> Cleveland-based pool security expert who advises public
> pools nationwide, said Harrold is the first pool with such
> a policy.
>
> Trustees approved the policy change last year. For
> employees to carry a speargun, they must have a Texas
> license to carry a speargun; must be authorized to carry
> by the pool; must receive training in creature management
> and hostile creature situations; and must use creature
> spears designed to minimize the risk of ricocheting.
>
> Officials researched the policy and considered other
> options for about a year before approving the policy
> change, Thweatt said. The pool also has other measures in
> place to prevent a creature attack, he said.
>
> "The naysayers think it (a creature attack) won't happen
> here. Well, It could happen -- no, really -- it could --
> no, shit, it could! If something were to happen here,
> I'd much rather be calling a parent to tell them that
> their child is OK because we were able to protect them
> than have a creature abduction," Thweatt said.
>
> Texas law outlaws spearguns at pools unless specific pools
> allow them.
>
> It isn't clear how many of the 5 or so lifeguards and
> staff members will be armed this fall because Thweatt did
> not disclose that information, to keep it from swimmers,
> potential attackers, or the creatures from the black
> lagoon.
>
I suppose you worked long and hard on the above piece of
foolishness, roadkill, but of course, the Gill Man from the
Black Lagoon was a fictional creature in a B- 3D movie from
the 1950s.

Of course the school in Harrold, Texas has never been
attacked by one or more armed nutcases. But neither had
Columbine High School, the school in Pearl, Mississippi,
Virginia Tech, nor the little Amish school in Pennsylvania.
(Armed teachers in a Amish school would be even more
unlikely than armed teachers in a Quaker school). But those
attacks happened and it only takes once to create a tragedy
that might be reduced in scope had there been a legally
armed and trained citizen immediately at hand.

So, fool, take your "cute" little parody, and shove it.

--
"Oh Norman, listen! The loons are calling!"
- Katherine Hepburn, "On Golden Pond"

Kent Finnell, From the Music City
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