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Re: The White Yuppie Question (?)         


Author: Ted
Date: Oct 30, 2007 17:28

On Oct 30, 5:14 am, greg3347 lycos.com> wrote:
> On Oct 29, 7:48 pm, "127.0.0.1" <127.0....@127.0.0.1> wrote:
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>> The White Yuppie Question; By Angry White Female.http://angrywhitefemale.net/yuppie.html
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>> I am a White refugee. I moved to a rural community to get away from
>> brown immigrants, who moved in and changed the culture (and vastly
>> increased the crime rate and doubled the population) of my area. Now I
>> am in the position of contemplating yet another move within five years.
>> Why? White yuppies are invading....
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>> The other day I went to the store, and it was unusually crowded. I met a woman who said she was moving here from the Bay Area to get away from the crime. I welcomed her and began to tell her about the nice life we have here. She had a little boy with her. She asked if there were gangs and I said no. She asked about drugs and I explained that druggies live both in the city and the country, but here everyone knows who they are and to stay away from them. She asked about violent crime and I said there was virtually none. I said everyone has at least two guns. I was relaxed at that point, until her eyes popped out of her head. Hysterically, and very quickly, she said, "WHY WOULD ANYONE NEED A GUN IF THERE'S NO CRIME?" I was taken aback and said, "There's no crime because people know everyone has guns and there are many ranchers up here and situations do arise." She rudely snapped, "What kind of situations?" I said, "Sometimes you have to shoot your animals if they are critically injured, or a deer hit by a car whose still alive because the vet is a hour away." She asked, "Will the ranchers shoot me if I accidentally step on their property?" I said, "NO!" She continued, "Do you have a gun?" I said, "Yes." She shot back, "Why do you need a gun?" I said I enjoy target shooting and I need home protection." She continued grilling me, and I noticed her son getting very excited. He said, with total fascination "What kind of gun do you have, a rifle?" I said yes, and he said "COOL!" His mother was almost in hysterics at this time and said, "Why do you need home protection when you can just call the police?" I explained that there is only one sheriff on duty in this county, and if someone comes into my home, it is his life or mine. She seemed shocked that I would say this so casually. OH! The gun culture! Yes, ma'am, gun crime must be rampant here because we're all a bunch of militia freaks plotting the takeover of the world. I wonder why she's moving here in the first place?
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>> What was interesting to me was her adament anti-gun attitude coupled with her son's fascination with guns. He is the very type of child who will find a gun and have an accident, or shoot up a school because he has no father and an intolerant, judgmental mother. His mother's hysteria only makes the gun more appealing, and she will never teach him about gun safety. He will grow up feminized and have no male guidance. In other words, the profile of a potential criminal. So now I will be living in a town with an "at risk" child, and if he shoots someone, we'll get to hear about how violent country people are. Yeah, the small-town culture must have overtaken the schools. The mother very likely does not understand her role in this because she is a sanctimonious liberal bitch who represents the culture-destroying cancer that is invading rural America because of the White flight caused by the public policies promulgated by liberals who took a few too many hits of acid during the '60s.
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>> I can already see the crisis-stricken life this White liberal yuppie will live here. I wish I had the money to install a video camera and capture the horror on her face when she sees her first rattlesnake slithering under her house. People like her call 911 when they see snakes. Up here, we don't depend on the government to take care of routine problems that can be solved with a .22 loaded with shotshell.
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>> I'll deviate from this story a little now and tell you why the police don't like city people. Each time I get an opportunity, I question the sheriffs about the calls made by these city slickers. One woman called 911 a few years ago after she spotted a harmless tarantula in the road. I was nearly in tears listening to this officer tell me he had to explain that the harmless critters crawl until they find mates before it gets cold. Many frightened city people call and say, "I HEARD GUNSHOTS!" The sheriff tries to explain to these unassimilable, ignorant city fools that everyone has guns up here in the wilderness, and there are rarely, if ever, shootings involving human victims. But the sheriff has to respond to the call, and interrupt people during target practice to tell them the hysterical White woman from San Francisco is upset they are exercising their 2nd Amendment right on their own property. ...
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