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Author: Alan HopeAlan Hope
Date: Apr 30, 2008 16:54
Lorrill Buyens goes:
>On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:36:50 -0500, Temporal Voyager Wildepad , in a
>desperate attempt to change the misc.writing timestream, said:
>>I just got a recipe that sounds wonderful, and I can't wait to try it,
>>except that I can't make it as presented.
>>The problem is that the sweet/sour sauce calls for pineapple. I can't
>>stand pineapple -- to me, it tastes exactly the same as rotten pork
>>soaked in battery acid. Even in small doses, it absolutely ruins
>>anything it touches.
>>I have a recipe for sweet/sour sauce that doesn't use pineapple, but
>>unfortunately it isn't appropriate to this new dish.
>There're some pineapple-free recipes at:
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Author: Alan HopeAlan Hope
Date: Apr 30, 2008 14:31
Wildepad goes:
>They had to set term limits to do it, but one of the best politicians
>around has finally been forced out. (In fact, many believe the reason
>the state voted for term limits was simply to get rid of him.)
>
>Ernie Chambers is one of those guys you love to hate -- he's as
>off-the-wall as they come, and he has the very annoying habit of being
>right most of the time.
>
>I don't know if you could ever model a character after him -- his
>antics were sometimes just a bit too much larger-than-life to be
>completely believable.
>
>The world of politics won't be as interesting without him.
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Author: Cleverly doneCleverly done
Date: Apr 30, 2008 11:38
One day last week I elected to take one of Mrs Cleverly's prescription
<24-hr> antihistamine tabs in hopes that it would protect me from the
out-of-doors trouble makers called mold spores, oak spores, pollen, and etc.
The pill worked fine.
But In the evening it began to wear off, and I took a coughing fit from
wotever the sinuses produce and let drip down into the throat. Yuck!
My barking brough Mrs Cleverly onto the scene with a huge tablespoon of
highly radioactive cough syrup called Roboasstussin or something like that.
One swig of that stuff and I couldn't have coughed if I had to. However...
Apparently the combination of Roboasstussin and whatever was left in my
system of the previous day's antihistamine joined forces to put me in an odd
state of affairs. I went to the gym about 0900 hrs and was shocked to read
my heart rate at 171 beats per minute while jogging on the treadmill. I
came back later and tried it again. 171 seemed to be the number. I went
home.
Yesterday my vital readings were fine, and so was today's; and I mentioned
this phenomenon to a physican who works out with me from time to time. His
advice was about as I expected. "Man, that crap will eat your lunch when
you start mixing it."
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Author: SylviaSylvia
Date: Apr 30, 2008 10:57
http://www.mw-land.com/uv.html
Many happy returns, Miz UV, yaddad, yaddad...
I'd like to take this time to point out that we are still enjoying the
Post-Miz Sylvia's BIRTHDAY, TRULY EXCELLENT BIRTHDAY PRESENT Shopping
Window of Opportunity!
(That means buying BIRTHDAY PRESENTS for *Miz Sylvia*, even though today
is
Miz UV's Birthday
--you got that, right?)
--
Sylvia
"Boofuckinghoo."
- Miz UV
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Author: Boggles The BrainBoggles The Brain
Date: Apr 30, 2008 09:04
(a joke)
The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident, an Ocean
City man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maryland State
Troopers.
'We're sorry Mr. Rice, but we have some information about your wife,'
said one trooper.
'Tell me! Did you find her?' Rice shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, 'We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear
first?'
Fearing the worst, an ashen Rice said, 'Give me the bad news first.
'
The trooper said, 'I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in the Assawoman Bay near the Rt. 50 Bridge.'
'Oh my God!' exclaimed Rice. Swallowing hard, he asked, 'What's the
good news? '
The trooper continued. 'When we pulled her up she had 12 huge blue
crabs and 6 extra large blue crabs on her.'
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Author: KoolchickiKoolchicki
Date: Apr 30, 2008 05:55
Tim Horton's ( AKA:Tim's Timmy's) Is a Canadian Coffee / dougnut
chain.
Not mine:
"
Irish Coffee
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice
In reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's
When you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste
it.
Give it
a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly
Inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith,
bejaysus and
begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
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