All you Canuk lurkers coast is clear. The AMerkins are watching corn
grow in Iowa. Lets take over MW!!!

Well, when you're that old, you gotta hurry.

http://www.canada.com/components/print.aspx?id=6a784d3f-9226-4d58-8761-f53ff1566564&k...

How did this happen? You let the Brits beat you at your own game?
Pfiiit!

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/92868.php

Outta here for a few few. Soup and turkey sandwiches for dinner and wash it
down with some simple Texas white. Mebbe some French fries.

--Cleverly Done

My sweet cat Dubya is scheduled for bladder surgery next Monday morning at
0900. Mrs Cleverly will prolly take off half a day to aid me in getting him
up to the surgeon. It could be worse, and we must always look on the bright
side.

God Bless America and God bless George W Bush.

--CD

Koolie wrqt:

Geno and the fast Fourier transform. That's worth hanging around for
all by itself.

Right now, he and Skipper are having problems with celestial
navigation.

Geno: What's further away Skipper, LA or the moon?

Skipper: LA

Geno: How do you know?

Skipper: Well I can see the moon form here but I can't see LA.

Geno: So what are we going to do tonight Skipper?

Skipper : The same thing we do every night Geno.

Geno: What's that Skipper?

Skipper:

Two things are wrong with this koolchick.

First, it's an old joke that everyone has heard dozens of times, and second,
you should not write stuff and attribute it to me. That's uncool. I always
quote you and give you attribution for your amateurish writings; so, I would
appreciate that you not attribute your amateurish crap to me.

I'm glad I could clear that up for you.

Do you realize that some tax forms ask you to check a box if you are
BLIND?

Quote: "Two years ago it was impossible to get through on the phone to
the IRS. Now it's just hard to get through. That's progress." -Charles
Rossotti, former IRS Commissioner

Disappointed that you never had time to write the great American
novel? Don't fret, just go dig out your past tax returns.

Quote: "The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes."

Under the Freedom of Information Act, a man with a small business sent
a request to the IRS asking if they had a file on him. The IRS wrote
back, "There is now."

Quote: "It would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with a smile,
but normally cash is required."

Q: Who audits IRS agents?

Quote: "Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as
satisfying as an income tax refund."

Q: How do you drive a CPA insane?
A: Fill out Form 1040EZ.

So today I find out that the piece of shit drunk who wiped out a mother and
four of her children, one an 8-week-old baby girl, by driving on the wrong
side of an Ohio Interstate and slamming head-on into their minivan has ties
to Chickpea. Turns out his parents live here. I feel sorry for them -- they
didn't do anything wrong and they're being hounded by the media. And of
course they still love him despite what he did. That's what parents do.

But seeing that fuckwad's name in an article about my town makes me feel all
grimy-like.

~ ~ ~
PJ

Zogby says Obama and Huckabee leading in Iowa caucaus.

Voters of neither party have much to choose from--certainly not the
democrats. In fact, Huckabee could easily be on the democrat ballot as a
confused liberal. Of course, as a democrat he wouldn't get many votes
because democrats oppose Christianity; but he could fit in just the same. I
mean, look at all the other wacko factions of that party (homosexuals, flag
burners, illegal alien supporters, chronic employed, druggies, welfare
abusers/abusees, draft dodgers, Chavez supporters, supporters of perjury,
etc.), and tell me why he's any less wacko.

The news media are in their hyper-element.

--CD

Candidates using pizza, snowplows to lure Iowa voters

Sure, I'll vote for Obama. I could use a new snowplow. But I won't do it
for not stinkin' pizza pie.

I mean, I've got my standards.

--Cleverly Done