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Author: Cleverly doneCleverly done
Date: Jan 2, 2008 18:22
I got Dubya back from the vet shop this afternoon, and Mrs Cleverly will
spend the night with him in the guest bathroom where she has already placed
the padded mattress. We're hoping to evade bladder surgery for him by
feeding a solid diet of foods that are designed to help disolve the stones
he has acquired.
Everyone post well, and don't worry about Hillary coming out third in Iowa
if that's the way it goes. Iowa is a nothing state, flat as a flitter with
only one hill named josh.
--Clittery Done.
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Author: SylviaSylvia
Date: Jan 2, 2008 16:50
No lie is too outrageous when Ray Haddad is desperate to impress peeps:
"I go for a walk daily. On Mondays, I do a 20 mile hike,
rain or shine, in the local area somewhere."
-- Ray Haddad 12 Dec 2007
http://rayhaddad.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/rayfran.jpg
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Sylvia
"I call you a liar, Ray, because you tell lies."
-- Jackson Pillock to Ray Haddad
Ray Haddad: "You've got first hand, first person testimony.
For most of the world, that's quite enough."
Mr. Hope: "Not when the first person is you."
"This post is provided as a public service for those
who do not want to wade through a 150-post thread to
find out the truth about the haddad, that he is a liar
through and through, and a spankard to boot.
"A few annotated quotations from the haddad, who has
been caught, filleted and is now frying in batter, follow: [...]"
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Author: KoolchickiKoolchicki
Date: Jan 2, 2008 16:45
Conservative Guy and his wife were having hard financial times, so
they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to
do, so Guy says,"Stand in front of that bar and pick up a liberal.
Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked
around the corner."
She's out there five minutes when a liberal fellow pulls up and asks,
"How much?"
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says "Shit. All I've got is thirty".
She says, "Hold on."
She runs back to Guy and says," What can he get for thirty dollars?"
Guy says, "A hand job". She runs back and tells the guy all he gets
for thirty dollars is a hand job.
He says "okay", she gets in the car; he unzips his pants,
and out pops a simply HUGE male unit. She stares at it for a minute,
and then says, SSShh**tt!I'll be right...
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Author: PJPJ
Date: Jan 2, 2008 14:03
I miss you. Post more. That's an order from me, the Head Harpy.
That title gives me massive clout, doncha know.
~ ~ ~
PJ
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Author: Grande MalGrande Mal
Date: Jan 2, 2008 12:26
"Skipper" wrote in message
news:020120080945063414%%dadwriter@gmail.not...
A new customs policy at the Canada-US border asks Americans to divulge
either...
a) the branch of the Armed Forces they're deserting, or
b) the type of cancer they need treatment for.
These questions are for statistical purposes only.
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Author: Cleverly doneCleverly done
Date: Jan 2, 2008 11:57
QUESTION: When will industrial engineering finally develop and mass-market
a hydrogen powered, personal transportation vehicle?
ANSWER: When it becomes more economically advantageous than the use of
petroleum and/or other oil based liquid fuels such as ethanol or wotever
else the can dream up to burn in an internal combustion engine.
"Economically advantageous" does not refer to *pump price* shock--as that
will continue to rise as long as the market can or will bear it--but rather
to the threat of corporate revenue loss because fossil fuel can no longer
sustain the *oil industry's* base economic requirements.
In other words, when people at the top in the oil industry and their high
eschelon investors can no longer sustain their lavish living/lifestyles
producing gasoline/diesel fuel--for wotever reason--they will hurry to the
drawing board and to the assembly line with hydorgen-powered prototypes. It
will be money driven and not consumer driven.
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Author: Cleverly doneCleverly done
Date: Jan 2, 2008 10:40
"Skipper" wrote in message
news:020120080945063414%%dadwriter@gmail.not...
One of the telling points of that report is below:
a.. Health Care is Top Issue for Most Democrats, National Security for Most
Republicans
The latest Rasmussen Reports tracking poll of electoral issues confirms that
Democrats tend to place the most emphasis on domestic issues, Republicans on
national security and immigration.
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