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24Ponder Awhile
by Mohit K. Misra

Paperback, Booksurge Llc (July 2006)

187The Sonnets
by William Shakespeare

Hardcover, Cambridge Univ Pr (January 2000)
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These are not mine:

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Keep reading-they get better!!!

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to

purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a
television

set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

I have been married for some time now and I know first hand how tough
it can be. I got to be honest though, it is always shocking to hear
close friends who are giving up. I just heard word through the vine a
few of our good friends were getting a divorce, so I really took it
upon myself to get serious about married/relationship interaction and
where it goes wrong. I really found quite a bit of info and was
looking for feedback on some of my findings. If you are having trouble
or are on the brink and need some guidance, please take a look at what
I have found. I have put together a small blog with assorted info
pertaining to all aspects of our relationships and where to go from
each point. I am not a professional, nor am I a therapist, but I am
someone who still believes that marriage can last...

Last Thursday evening, San Juan found a dead cat on his porch, so he
called me to advise him what to do. I told him to put it in the
trash; but the trash man doesn't come to his house until next
Thursday, and he said it would stink by then.

I told him to call 311, which is the City's personal assistance line;
and they told him they could not pick up a dead animal if it was on
his property. He called me back.

I told him to put it in the street and call them again. He waited
about an hour and did it. They came the next morning and hauled it
away.

You just have to know your cats, that's all.

--C D O N E

Mrs Diego's grandson will be buried tomorrow. He was killed in the war, and
his body was brought back to Houston yesterday.

He was not killed in Iraq. He was not killed in Afghanistan. He was killed
in San Antonio, TX.

His gang was chasing members of a rival gang, and he was on a motorcycle.
As he drew alongside their car and pointed a pistol to shoot, someone in the
car threw a short broomstick or mop handle at him through the window. It
flew end over end and struck him either in the face or throat, causing him
to lose control and crash into a parked car.

Texas has a very stringent law against concealed mop handles--but not broom
sticks. So, if the weapon that was used is discovered to be a mop handle,
then we can expect a full-court press by an agressive State legislature to
get mop handles off the streets and into janitors' closets where they
belong.

As far as this legal analyst can tell, there is no Constitutional right for
citizens to bear handles.

--CD'd

Vestal Review Web Issue 32 is out, featuring flashes by Melinda
McCamant, Katherine Lien Chariott,Robert Fagan, Myron Ernst and Gary
Cadwallader. They will also be included, in addition to six more
flashes, in print issue 31 later this month.

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Writers' strike chills Hollywood

Hollywood is feeling a cold blast of reality brought on by
the escalating action by Writers' Guild of America.

With the Golden Globes' collapse, writers have struck a $75-
million blow in their labour dispute, and the Oscars might
well be the next casualty. The scribes aren't celebrating,
though, because no one expects this to end soon

By Peter Howell
Movie Critic
The Toronto Star
Sunday, January 13, 2008

Hollywood - As symbols go, there probably isn't a more
accurate one for the current crisis in show biz.

It's a picture of Oscars host Jon Stewart with his fingers
crossed, sheepishly hoping all is well, that adorns the new
visitor's brochure of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts
and Sciences.

Well now we know.
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On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:36:47 -0600, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
and "Cleverly done" Extnet.net> instead replied:

Suppose I invent a time machine in 20 years. Then I send one back to
the present day me so I don't have to do all that work to invent
one. Makes sense. Still waiting.