"richard"
newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:g0d53201vv0@drn.newsguy.com...> Well after 57 years I have finally set foot in Hawaii!
You *do* realize Lilo and Stitch was just a cartoon right, and that little
girls in Hawaii really don't run around half-naked? You've basically wasted
your time, Bullis.
> The flight in was totally boring all the way.
Only you could take a flight 'for the first time in 57 years' and find it
boring.
> Once I arrived in Honolulu I half
> expected to be greeted by half naked native girls handing out lei's.
We know, Bullis. We know.
>Well
> apparently that practice isn't happening these days. At least not at night
> anyway.
Damn you're stupid.
>
> It cost me another $35 for a taxi ride to the hotel.
Seriously? Good to see even taxi drivers in Hawaii immediately recognize you
as a moron.
> Being near midnight for me
> I did manage to stay up a little longer to help get acclimated to the time
> difference.
You can't even put a watch on without bleeding, Bullis.
>You do have to cross 3 time zones.
Uh, you cross a little more than three, Bullis.
>So far I haven't done much but
> tomorrow I'll go see a few things.
I'm pretty sure there aren't Hawaiian playgrounds, Bullis. And stay the hell
away from the nude beaches!
>
> Maybe the next time I come out here they'll have that damn bridge built.
Or you could just try to drive your truck there like you said you planned to
in the first place.
>
> Y'all know what Aloha means right?
"Bullis is a moron"
> Maholo means "thank you".
Now tell us how to say "Shut up, you idiot."
>
