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The misery of being British

Three word phrases that sum up the misery of being British

Falling house prices, France beat England, Heather wins payout - three
word phrases that sum up the misery of being British.

And just when you think it can't get any worse the Met Office delivers
another three word bombshell - 'typical British summer'.

Yes, just when we could do with some sunshine on our backs, we're told
to expect three (it's that number again) months of nothing very
special. What a joke.

So with three being the magic number, we've put together a Top 10 of
three word phrases that define our miserable existence in the UK.

Our Top 10

1. Typical British summer

2. Leaves on line

3. Bank holiday traffic

4. Out on penalties

5. Aussies win Ashes

6. Henman crashes out

Jerry wrote:

They cancelled a festival here (Aus) a few months ago because they
decided at the last minute that it might turn into a mud bath.

"but at the end of the day we are always comforted by the thought that we
will never sink low enough to be Americans.

Jerry wrote:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2008/04/03/mirror-co-uk-top-10-three-word.../

"The Rifleman" wrote:

Your nickname in school was 'Idiot', right? Do you feel the nickname you have
now as an adult, 'Fucktard', is better or worse?

"Flame broiled starfish" mermaid_dildos.org> wrote in message
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Any name is better than being called an American, nothing comes lower. BTW I
know your a yank so being a moron is normal for people like you, but just to
be kind for once you should know Fucktard is not a real word, it has no
meaning and no relevance. It only proves you are even more stupid than the
rest of your nation, you are a Fucking Retard but those two words will be to...

"Flame broiled starfish" mermaid_dildos.org> wrote in message

The Yank moron makes up another word because he has not got the brains to
use simple English.