Author: Ed ConradEd Conrad
Date: May 19, 2007 08:14
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> By Oliver Shagnasty
> The Washingtan Pist
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WASHINGTON, DC -- City police
today apprehended the person they
claim had placed piranha in the
Smithsonin's indoor swimming pool
earlier this week, causing former
ousted Secretary Lawrence M. Small
his precious manhood and as well
as considerable embarrassment.
The suspect was identified as one
Ed Conrad who was accompanied
by his dog, Blue.
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