Here's the famous Monty Python philosopher song, followed by my post-
modern updates, for your next Philosopher Toss at the pub, hoser.

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant,
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel;

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine,
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel...

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed...

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato they say, could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day!

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram--

On May 8, 2:28 am, spinoza1111 yahoo.com> wrote:

It's not about drinking. It needs to be about drinking, or it's not
funny.

Anyway, I like the soccer game better.

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On May 8, 1:38�pm, spinoza1111 yahoo.com> wrote: