Hey guys, There is a chain letter curse on me. Please read all of
this, or my fingers will freeze and fall off, and i won't be able to
send you any more jokes. ~~~

Paul

FINALLY,A CHAIN LETTER I LIKE!

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly
diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being
kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not
forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people
who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor fucking
6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able
to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents
sell her off to the traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and
everyone you send his email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky
here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by
every Playboy Bunny in the magazine! What a bunch of fucking bullshit.