AFI'S List Of 100 Greatest Movie Quotes Of All Time
(American Film Institute)

1. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
GONE WITH THE WIND 1939

2. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
THE GODFATHER 1972

3. You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a
contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I
am.
ON THE WATERFRONT 1954

4. Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
THE WIZARD OF OZ 1939

5. Here's looking at you, kid.
CASABLANCA 1942

6. Go ahead, make my day.
SUDDEN IMPACT 1983

7. All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
SUNSET BLVD. 1950

"Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975.

You missed one....

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have
one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought
from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other
rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his
head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what
a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking,
dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing,
brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged,
spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit.
Where's the Tylenol?
CHRISTMAS VACATION 1989

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" 'Tis merely a flesh wound..."
Monty Python

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'A Tiger , in Africa..'
Stipo wrote:

"Stupid Bitch get AWAY from it! The lochnar is mine!"
Heavy Metal 1981

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-The Smoke is Strong with this One-

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I really like liners from "Office Space":
"Yeah. I just stare at my desk but it looks like I'm working. I do that for
probably another hour after lunch too. I'd probably, say, in a given week, I
probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work." - Peter

"It looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately." -Bob Porter

"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob." - Peter

youre only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

ITALIAN JOB 1969

seymour wrote:

Donald Sutherland's silent scream at the end of the remake of Invasion
of the Body Snatchers.

"Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
-- Airplane (1980)

"Do you mean sleep over? Well, okay... but I get to be on top."
-- Big (Tom Hanks, 1988)

"I fart in your general direction."
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

I recently saw a movie I can't remember the name, about an undercover
cop infiltrating skydiving team who used their skills to amuggle drugs.
On his first jump, he made the usual comment about jumping out of a
perfectly good airplane. The unexpected reply: "You haven't sen the
airplane yet."