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Author: butter9ballbutter9ball
Date: Sep 5, 2008 15:31
Hey guys, There is a chain letter curse on me. Please read all of
this, or my fingers will freeze and fall off, and i won't be able to
send you any more jokes. ~~~
Paul
FINALLY,A CHAIN LETTER I LIKE!
Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly
diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being
kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not
forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people
who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor fucking
6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able
to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents
sell her off to the traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and
everyone you send his email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky
here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by
every Playboy Bunny in the magazine! What a bunch of fucking bullshit.
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Author: butter9ballbutter9ball
Date: Aug 16, 2008 10:49
Click here: Pauls_funnies : The Coolest Jokes
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Just type in your s/n and enjoy the jokes.... Join my group and you
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Author: butter9ballbutter9ball
Date: Aug 1, 2008 10:34
Come Ons And Come Backs
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat
slut.
Man : Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my cock.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: So that's how you got that little moustache
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load up your arse.
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Author: Tim BrueningTim Bruening
Date: Jul 29, 2008 22:12
Pollywolly wrote:
>>>>> ya got any cheese and crackers?
>>>>
>>>>There's only cheese - I ate all the crackers
>>>>
>>>I'm crackers enough. I'll settle for the cheese if you have any good
>>>port.
>>
>> Let me cut that for you.
>
> I'm sure you're an expert at cutting cheese
Big game hunters: Paul Bunyan, Big Foot, Jolly Green Giant.
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Author: butter9ballbutter9ball
Date: Jul 3, 2008 18:27
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Author: butter9ballbutter9ball
Date: Jun 28, 2008 10:10
PAUL'S_FUNNIES
VERY TASTELESS AND NASTY Q's & A's
Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have
in common ?
A. You don't look down.
Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them
for the next 20 years.
Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
A. The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.
Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo
Q. What is a zebra?
A. 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
A. Good morning Girls
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Author:
Date: Apr 15, 2008 02:37
hi, i'm new at posting, i hope you enjoy this i found in my email a while back. I just copied
and pasted so i hope things turn out right
APPLICATION FOR WHITE HOUSE INTERNSHIP...
***********************************************
Greetings prospective White House interns!
This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best
and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job. We
expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet!
Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this demanding, yet
rewarding program? Check this out:
* Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political scene of the hottest
city in the world!
* Get up close and personal with some of America's movers and shakers!
* See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won't show you!
* Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities!
Sound like it's for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a former intern:
"I couldn't believe it! After only a few months on the job answering phones and
fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing the president. ... Getting involved in
executive branch affairs is just fantastic." - M. Lewinsky, Beverly Hills, Calif.
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