> Just a bit of humor:
>
> COMPUTER
> ME
> %% cd troff
> %% file *
> advp9prog: directory
> yes (old attempt at plan 9 programmer's guide)
> algoawk: directory
> yes (awk book)
> bentley.ms: troff -ms input yes (Bentley
> paper)
> bentley2.ms: Ascii text wtf?
> (Bentley paper retry)
> cod.ms: troff input why
> not -ms? (paper on calculator program I'm writing)
> cod.ms.part: Ascii file
> doesn't understand .ig and pic? (part of cod.ms that doesn't belong yet)
> forloop.ms: Ascii this
> is pic input (flowchart on how for loops work in JavaScript)
> jstut.ms: HTML file
> very wrong (JavaScript tutorial)
> luxidejavu.ms: troff input fine (ripped
> from p9port, -ms .FP with DejaVu and Luxi Sans)
> programming.ms: c program no one would
> dare put a program that big into one file, stupid (new attempt at
> programming tutorial, you'll see it when it's done)
> school: directory
> good (stuff for school)
> %% file advp9prog/*
> adv9prog/ch1: Ascii wtf?
> adv9prog/ch2: c program not again
> adv9prog/dates: short Ascii all right (I
> date evereything for record keeping purposes)
> adv9prog/mkfile: short Ascii don't
> you know about mk?
> %% file algoawk/*
> algoawk/book_macros: Ascii ?
> algoawk/ch1: Ascii text oh my gawd,
> something different!
> algoawk/colophon: Ascii ...
> algoawk/dates: short Ascii good
> algoawk/intro: Ascii no
> algoawk/mkfile: Ascii still no
> mk...
> algoawk/show: rc executable file right
> %% file school/*
> ...
> To save you the trouble, they're either directories or -ms input,
> but either showing "directory" or "Ascii."
>
> A full report of my troff directory and subdirectories is in
> /n/sources/contrib/pietro/file.funny.
>
> So that's only one file that is absolutely correct. It turns out that the
> problem is file isn't reading the
>
> .FP font
>
> as a troff -ms macro line. In the books, they don't read enough lines to see
> that there are more .PPs than there are #includes. Ah well.
>
> And if you thought that was funny, look at the example of a file that
> actually seeks to more than one line from UNIX in "The UNIX-HATERS Handbook"
> (now a free PDF from its authors).
>
>
>