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Author: Friendly Neighborhood Vote WranglerFriendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Date: May 10, 2008 18:36
"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
The time has come to announce the winners of the April 2008 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
*drumroll*
BOBO AWARD
The winners are...BRANDON AND AMBER HERBERT...
Brandon and Amber Herbert
17 votes YES
02 votes NO
Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Herbert. It was only a matter of time before
kookery from Craigslist earned an award here on AUK, and you two pulled it
off, even if you didn't succeed in covering up the original crime. BTW, be
prepared to say hi to "A Living Christ" while you are serving your time.
He might come visiting!
AND...RAUNI!
Jeanette "Rauni" Runyon
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Author: honestjohnhonestjohn Date: May 10, 2008 18:49
"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" caballista.org> wrote in
message:
> I'm so Gay that I shake when Art "Pokes IT in".
We know Gay Pinky!
HJ
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Author: Cujo DeSockpuppetCujo DeSockpuppet Date: May 10, 2008 19:06
> The time has come to announce the winners of the April 2008 Usenet
> Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>
> The winner is...
>
> 10 votes Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Cujo de Sockpuppet
> 09 votes Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter,
> trained by Meat Plow
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Unixd0rk! This is twice now that you've played games
> with domain names to honor your trainers. Do you have any more stupid
> net tricks for us (tinu)? Also, congratulations to Cujo, for gaining
> a new pet to replace his deceased one and training them both so well
> that they served as the first two AUK Mascots.
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Author: Colonel JakeColonel Jake Date: May 10, 2008 22:40
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler caballista.org>
(news:g05ij9$le4$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com) -or-
blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
:
: OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
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: The winner is...
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: 15 votes Jeff Relf
: 09 votes Colonel Jake
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Now that?,
"I have been an Illucidus Maximus?!?!?!,...., I just would like
to say, everyday has always been an Miraculous Momentus here in
AUK, and most of all?!?!?!,...., Usenet!!!..."
I have been?,
"Proud to have served, but it is now time to pass Teh Torch of
AUK's der'Office of Illucidus Maximus to our newest w(h)inner,
Jeff Relf!!! (may GoD have mercy on our souls)..."
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Date: May 11, 2008 00:05
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
:
: "20th Century Fox Fanfare"
: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
:
:
: The time has come to announce the winners of the April 2008 Usenet
: Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
:
: *drumroll*
:
: BOBO AWARD
:
: The winners are...BRANDON AND AMBER HERBERT...
:
: Brandon and Amber Herbert
:
: 17 votes YES
: 02 votes NO
: ...
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Author: Kadaitcha ManKadaitcha Man Date: May 11, 2008 00:31
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is...MEAT->PLOW!
>
> "Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers" by Meat->Plow
>
> 18 votes YES
> 03 votes NO
>
> Congratulations, Meat->Plow! This award recognizes not only this
> particular instance of worthy trolling, but all of the trolling in which
> you have engaged since the award you shared with Buzzard four years ago.
>
> All Hail Meat->Plow, for he hace much grateness!!!1!!
All Hail Grate->Plow for he hace much meatness!!!2!!
Well done, squire. Very worthy trolling, richly rewarded and well deserved.
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Author: Rhonda Lea KirkRhonda Lea Kirk Date: May 11, 2008 03:20
Respondant wrote:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>>
>> The winner is...MEAT->PLOW!
>>
>> "Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers" by Meat->Plow
>>
>> 18 votes YES
>> 03 votes NO
>>
>> Congratulations, Meat->Plow! This award recognizes not only this
>> particular instance of worthy trolling, but all of the trolling in
>> which you have engaged since the award you shared with Buzzard four
>> years ago.
>>
>> All Hail Meat->Plow, for he hace much grateness!!!1!!
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Author: Art DecoArt Deco Date: May 11, 2008 07:23
Cujo DeSockpuppet petitmorte.net> wrote:
>> The time has come to announce the winners of the April 2008 Usenet
>> Kook...
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