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Author: roger.levy
Date: Aug 6, 2008 16:04

On Aug 6, 4:05 pm, Ed Falat nowhere.com> wrote:
> No longer will we be asked if we want paper or plastic?
>
> "On Tuesday, IBM was granted US Patent No. 7,407,089 for storing a
> preference for paper or plastic grocery bags on customer cards and
> displaying a picture of said preference after a card is scanned. The
> invention, Big Blue explains, eliminates the 'unnecessary inconvenience
> for both the customer and the cashier' that results when 'Paper or
> Plastic?' must be asked. The patent claims also cover affixing a cute
> sticker of a paper or plastic bag to a customer card to indicate
> packaging preferences. So does this pass the 'significant technical
> content' test, IBM'ers?"

Oh my god, that qualifies for the Nobel!!
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Author: Jason Damisch
Date: Aug 7, 2008 00:01

> Oh my god, that qualifies for the Nobel!!

IBM is totaly amazing!
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Author: Bernd Paysan
Date: Aug 7, 2008 01:59

Jason Damisch wrote:
>
>> Oh my god, that qualifies for the Nobel!!
>
> IBM is totaly amazing!

What's really totally amazing is that this sort of patents still get
granted, even after a supreme court ruled that innovation must be something
more than trivialities...

I'm inclined to propose an improvement for autists like the inventor of this
bogus patent: Keep an RFID card with a complete FAQ for all your
preferences and dislikes, and your peer autists, who also are embarassed
when they must talk to you can instead use their RFID scanner to find out
what you want.

--
Bernd Paysan
"If you want it done right, you have to do it yourself"
http://www.jwdt.com/~paysan/
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