Duction: Ignoring a duck.

Conduct: A duck held in the state pen.

Conduction: Ignoring a duck held in the state pen.

Reduction: Once again ignoring a duck held in the state pen.

Subtraction: Where a sub ends up when it breaks it's spine diving.

"Three Degrees Up Bubble": The group The 3 Degrees have a "Menage à
Quatre" with Bubble the stripper.

Subterfuge: What scientists use to separate the liquid from a sub.

Subterfuge: A sub spinning around with its rudder stuck.

Subordinate: What a sub's boring story did to someone named Nate.

Subordinate: Consuming the bum of a well known modern poet.

Peking: King of toilets.

Admission: Religious advertising.

Admit: Put on a glove.

Commit: Here glove, here glovy glovy glovy!

Commission: A church on the Internet.

Mitten: The 10th glove.

Remit: Put on the glove again.

Remission: To send out the preachers again.

Submit: A very wet glove.

Submission: A church under water.

Submit: What the relief pitcher wears.

Submission: The church SUBWAY sandwich shop employees belong to.

Mitten: What the tin man's baseball glove is made of.

Commission: What they call the mission of Viagra. If that mission
succeeds, we get an emission.

Emit: Glove on the Internet.

Emission: Another church on the Internet.

Porpoise: bad muscular co-ordination or bad manners and/or social
graces.

Prince of Wales: Very large, aquatic footprints.

Adverse: A hostile song.

Adverse: Add another song.

Adversity: A hostile city.

Converse: Singing criminal(s).

Reverse: To sing again.

Attract: What a train runs on.

Contract: Criminal railroad.

Retract: To go on the train again.

Subtract: What subway trains run on.

Subtract: A train underwater.

Advent: We need more ventilation.

Advent: Insert angry rant.

Adverse: Singing commercial.

Attract Anorak: What an Alpine train runs on, in my a pinion!

Aversion: One description of events.

Convent: Against angry rants.

Convent: A ranting criminal.

Converse: Against singing.

Contract: Against railroads.

Enginuity: A locomotive driver's pension.

Circuit: An electrical knight.

Purloin: A price for each sex act.

Sirloin: A very sexy knight.

Surround: A very fat knight.

Survive: A living knight.

X-Mas: What happens at an alien church.

ET: What aliens drink.

Congest: Against jokes.

Conquest: Against adventures.

Hiku: A government overthrow in a mountainous nation.

Baku: A sheep revolution.

Sensing: musical echolocation.

Sentencing: What a singing judge does.

Nematode: Worm-toad crossbreed.

Nematoid: Worm robot?

Cancer: A knight of small metal containers.

Capricorn: Bounding maize.

Tunafish: Musical fish.

Dolphins: Dolls in the sea.

Laos: A county of parasites.

Lapland: Where people run around a track.

Lapland: Land of cats.

Empire: Big burning heap of typographical standard spaces.

Umpire: A big burning heap of electrical sub-stations.

Bison: What you cook a podding in.

Pudding Bison: A pregnant one. (UK slang for pregnant: being in the
Pudding Club) two peoples div . . oh, sod it!

What's a Hindu? It lays iggs! (Noah Fence.)