I wake up this morning (half asleep) and while relieving myself in the
bathroom, I hear Sandra Shaw's irritating voice distantly on the TV.
She's at Nacho Momma's drinking something outta of a hubcap while
munching down some nachos at 6AM in the morning. Does this woman know
how annoying her voice is at this hour of the morning? She goes on...
and on ... and on some more about nachos... and alcoholic beverages...
and lord only knows what else.

All I keep thinking was how she sounded like that annoying girl singing
Valley Girl:
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank+zappa/valley+girl_20056834.html

I just wanted Sandra Shaw to shut up!
I got something in my pants could shut her up!