Channel 11 has a bunch of goof-balls working there anyway, it is no
wonder that they cannot determine what is news and what is not. Has
Channel 11 ever noticed this about their employees:

Tom Tasselmyer (needs sleep; otherwise Tom is pretty cool)
Lowell Mousser (needs to be renamed "Lil Mouser"
Domenica (needs to grow some boobs)
Jerry Sandusky (has a receding hairline and acts dorky)
Rod Daniels (needs to clear his lugey filled throat)
Donna Hamilton (is too prissy and thinks she's ... all that and then some)
Marianne Banister (too serious)
Tim Tooten (too rough a voice and reports on garbage in schools)
Mindy Basara (ain't as pretty after motherhood; acts stupid interviewing
guests from shows like she is one of them)
Their helicopter pilot whatever his name (needs to get a real job and
stop his leisure flying acting like he works)