On Jan 29, 9:19Â am, "Guv Martin O'MORON can suckle my middle leg!"
yahoo.com> wrote:>> University of Delaware student Kimmee Meissner fell (not once, not
>> twice, but thrice) on each of her first three attempts to perform
>> triple jumps during her long program at the US Figure Skating
>> Championships in Minneapolis, MN on Saturday, January 26, 2008.
>
> Kimmie Meissner DID choke BIG time... maybe they will rename
> Kimmie Meissner Way in Belair to Kimmie Meissner SWAY!
>
>> One just had to know that Ms. Meissner would trip and fall, then trip
>> and fall some more during her long program after witnessing her warm-up
>> preps where she was tripping and falling all over herself.
>
> I couldn't help but notice too... was she drinking or what?
>
>> As Dick Buttons said, her performance as a defending champion was
>> DEVASTATING!
>
> How about embarassing??????????
>
>
>
>> KIMMEE MEISSNER SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PASS GO NOR SKATE > AT THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS... THIS OLD HORSE NEEDS TO RETIRE
>> BEFORE SHE FALLS AGAIN AND BREAKS A LEG!
>
> Agreed... send someone lese who won't CHOKE!
>
>> BTW: Kimmee Meissner needs a bikini wax, that's why she was wearing
>> that "throw" to cover her ass during her dismal skating performance.
>
> Now this I don't know about (eg. needing a bikini wax) but she did
> seem to
> be the biggest boned girl skating on Saturday night. Biggest boned
> means
> she had the BIGGEST ASS on that ice that night!
Forget that bikini wax... Meissner just has too BIG an ass on her now!
There's a name for this phenomenon: it's called "Freshman 15
Syndrome"
---> And Kimmie Meissner has it! <---
Growing up, falling down
By Candus Thomson, Baltimore Sun reporter
February 10, 2008
There are no figures in women's figure skating. Kimmie Meissner is
finding that out the hard way.
A growth spurt, or just a couple of pounds on hips and thighs, can
upset a world-class skater's finely calibrated internal gyroscope or
put stress on a teenager's developing bones. It happened to five-time
world champion Michelle Kwan. It happened to former U.S. champion
Sasha Cohen. And now, say skating experts who have watched Meissner's
recent struggles, it's happening to her.
Just two years ago, Meissner won the world championship and followed
it last year with the U.S. Championship. But Meissner, 18, fell three
times at the Grand Prix Final in December - finishing last - and fell
three more times last month as she tried to defend her national title.
Last week, the Bel Air skater moved to Florida and changed coaches,
leaving longtime mentor Pam Gregory for "jump doctor" Richard
Callaghan.
Triple jumps - once Meissner's bread and butter - have deserted her
this season. After her seventh-place finish at nationals, she blamed
"mental" rather than physical problems. She has not given extended
interviews about her recent performances, saying she wants to focus on
practice for the March world championships in Sweden....
