>
> #
> # Canberra is known for it's bizarre love trysts;
> # Sister Adriana Downer, minister for Foreign Affairs
> # cuddling up with Dick Cheney,
> # Tony Maggot's Love Child, whoever he may be,
> # Peter Costello's long love affair with himself,
> # Malcolm Turnbulls lust for filthy lucre.. Joe Hockey bending
> # over for the American Fucked Trade Arrangement negotiators...
> # but the Head Pervert is our Gay PM, Joan Howard, photographed here in
> # a bisexual menage a trois, stealing a young sporting adonis
> # from his lovely young wife;
> #
> #
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5394866,00.jpg
> #
> # Howard slyly insinuated himself into the arms of Krispie
> # Kristian Sarkies by nuzzling his breast and tracing small
> # circles around the Soccer stars nipples with his tongue,
> # Finally the lad could restrain himself no longer and you see
> # him in the photo, pressing his lips against PM Dickhead's
> # shiny glans. The PM is smiling with delight at his latest
> # conquest, he knows what it means when someone grabs his ears
> # and uses them as Love Handles.. he feels just like when he visits
> # Georgia's Bush.
> #
> #
> # "Why I kissed the PM"
> # - by Kristian Slip-it-in Sarkies, Herald Sun 21/2/2007
> #
> #
> # "KRISTIAN Sarkies scored"
> #
> # The Hun, being a family paper, can only show the fore-play.
> #
> # "when he grabbed Prime Minister John Howard by the head, pulled him
> # forward and kissed him on his bald crown."
> #
> # And some people didn't even know he'd declared himself King!
> #
> #
> # "It was a bit of a joke with my teammate Adrian Leijer," Sarkies said
> # yesterday. "Adrian said 'he's just an old slut, you might catch
> something"
> #
> # "I told Adrian I was going to kiss the Prime Minister." "All over"
> #
> # "It was the emotion of the moment . . . winning the grand final and
> # scoring"
> #
> # I thought a gentleman never bragged about who he scored with.
> #
> # "But when I think about it now, it's, 'Strewth, what have I done?'.
> #
> # Risked an STD or full blown AIDS.
> #
> # "In other countries, people get locked up for trying
> # something like that."
> #
> # I think the sodomy laws are still on the books here in Victoria.
> #
> # "The next day Sarkies met Premier Steve Bracks at the celebrations at
> # Federation Square. While tempted to plant a kiss on him as well, he
> # settled for a handshake."
> #
> # Gays seem to have a sixth sense about other gays, so he knew
> # he was in with a chance with an old Queen like Howard, but not
> # Bracksie.
> #
> # "I thought about it, but I was still a bit drunk
> # from the night before,
> # so I decided it mightn't be the best thing to do," he said.
> #
> # Waking up next to Howard would make you give up drinking forever!
> #
>
>
