"KEVIN Rudd has taken advantage of disarray within
the federal Liberal Party with a wide-ranging pitch
to voters under the campaign slogan "New Leadership"
and a plan to tackle Australia's skills shortage."

Howard responded by climbing into the wayback machine,
packing his pipe with some heave gauge nostalgia and playing
his record..{click}..playing his record..{click}..playing
his record..

http://tinyurl.com/2lldhk

It will be WEEKS before Rip Van Winston even wakes up to the fact
that THE ELECTION HAS STARTED WITHOUT HIM! B^D

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!

Costello will notice, you can hear him gnashing his teeth
all the way from Canberra! B^D

"In mood and language more suited to the final weeks of an election
campaign, Mr Rudd pounced on an unprepared John Howard, who was forced
to spend another day fighting to save his seat of Bennelong."

B^D The tories will be complaining 'Rudd cheated, he should
wait for us...." B^D