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Author: the_dawggiethe_dawggie
Date: Dec 6, 2007 23:52
DAvid wrote:
> Is it true you are a doctor? Do you mind if I ask you a medical question?
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> DAVO
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Lipid
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Author: David ZDavid Z
Date: Dec 6, 2007 22:22
Well, my nearly 4 1/2 year old car got a compliment from the guy who worked
at the servo today. Not bad considering it's hardly a Mercedes or 'flash'
type car. And for those who laugh, well, he must see a heck of a lot of
cars each day, and he certainly wasn't commenting on any of the BA taxis or
Camries that pulled in... :P
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Author: surfer_21surfer_21
Date: Dec 6, 2007 22:00
Hello
Just wondering what a ford mondeo wagon 1997 is like?
Like to here opinions from owners as im thinking of getting one.
Also the vents are stuck into just blowing onto windscreen.....Are
they easy to fix? Are they controlled electronically, by cables or by
air?
thanks
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Author: DHDH
Date: Dec 6, 2007 21:41
I went through the same thing when I finally got rid of my '83 Series
III
Van den Plas after 13 years.
I ended up buying a 2005 Maxima TI-L - more power and uses half the
juice of the old 4.2 Jag XJ motor. It's more comfortable, bigger
inside,
has a better boot, quieter and handles almost as well.
The 2005 has a 4-speed auto, don't bother with the later CVT versions.
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Author: Daryl WalfordDaryl Walford
Date: Dec 6, 2007 21:40
Blue Heeler wrote:
> Last week my partner was out and about in the Hilux and a car reversing
> out of the park next to her managed to crunch the left hand rear
> plastic flare.
>
> Today I got the quote from the local Toyota dealership for the parts.
>
>
> The flare itself p/n TO-6168235903 is a mere 667.00 ex GST and the
> rubber gasket it sits on is an snip at 42.92 ex GST, making a grand
> total of $780.90 GST inc.
>
> Perhaps the guy knew, cause he was doing a runner until my lady called
> out "stop right there you bastard" in her best 25 years of practice
> trained school marm voice. According to a witness he went rigid with
> shock.
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>
> Don't mess with teachers.
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Author: atec77atec77
Date: Dec 6, 2007 21:21
> Alright all you experts.
> I am considering replacing my Jag. ( Yes I have heard all the Jag and
> Lucas jokes).
> After 14 years of ownership I think it might be time time to update.
> Not a new car but something secondhand.
> Thoughts?
> Must have decent power, comfort and handling.
>
> Bob
>
> Can't wait for some of the smart arse comments that I know will
> abound.
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Author: Just JTJust JT
Date: Dec 6, 2007 21:17
"zb" pantsgmail.com> wrote:>
> Aussie drivers need a strong lobby group to challenge these piss-poor
> legislated attempts at lightening our wallets on a regular basis.
>
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I won't be in that lobby group. I support the phone blitz. In fact people
caught driving while holding a phone should get the phone destroyed!!!
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Author: John TserkezisJohn Tserkezis
Date: Dec 6, 2007 20:49
Noddy wrote:
> An atheist was walking through the woods.
I'm paraphrasing here, so forgive any differences:
An atheist who's a parachute enthusiast, jumps out of a plane and come time
to pull the cord, it doesn't work. After a bit of panic, he pulls the backup
chute. Still nothing.
Thinking he's pretty much screwed with nothing left to lose, he prays to God
(the Christian one), nothing, he tries a variety of other deities with a
similar lacklustre response.
As a last resort, he prays to Allah.
A voice booms around him: "I will save you".
Suddenly, a huge hand appears out of the sky, cushions him, lowers him to
the ground safely, he steps off and the hand disappears into the sky as
quickly as it appeared.
Bewildered, he looks into the sky, exclaims "Thank Christ for that!".
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Author: DAvidDAvid
Date: Dec 6, 2007 20:35
> Is it true you are a doctor? Do you mind if I ask you a medical question?
>
> DAVO
>
Not sure if this is a wives tail or not but when I do a bowel motion the
stool is light brown and floats. It often takes two flushes to remove it
from the bowel.
One I did on Tuesday I had to get some salad tongs and remove it from the
bowel and put it in the bin.
Is this cause by too much fat in my diet? I have recently spent a few weeks
on the road eating motel and roadhouse food.
Would Metamucil help me or will the fat leave me naturally?
DAVO
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Author: DAvidDAvid
Date: Dec 6, 2007 20:31
> On Dec 7, 11:59 am, "DAvid" bigond.net.au> wrote:>> Is it true you are a doctor? Do you mind if I ask you a medical question?
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>> DAVO
>
> Wanna get that chip on your shoulder looked at huh?
> Good man. The first step towards recovery is recognising that you have
> a problem.
> We look forward to hearing from you at the other end of that
> loooooooooooooooooong daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark tunnel! ;-p
jackbadger is beginning to sound more and more like that other wanker in
here
Norman Nesco. Perhaps that explains a few things. He is Norman Nesco
DAVO
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