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Author: the_dawggiethe_dawggie
Date: Dec 17, 2007 22:44
The one and only Andy wrote:
I won't go into the various conditions,
however self love works.
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Author: GrumpyGrumpy
Date: Dec 17, 2007 22:33
While walking through Melbourne's famous Park, Noddy came upon a guy named
Andy hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this Noddy
inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the fuck are you doing you
fucktard?" - in true Noddy language
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," Andy replied.
"You've gotta be kiddin' me, right" said Noddy,
"No, Andy said, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, Noddy says, "Well, OK..." So Noddy wrapped his
arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, Andy
slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelery (lots of it by
the way), Jeep car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover by the name of Dan, strolled by, saw
Noddy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the fuck happened
to you?"
Noddy told Dan the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When Noddy finished telling his story, Dan shook his head in sympathy,
walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This
just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
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Author: Fraser JohnstonFraser Johnston
Date: Dec 17, 2007 21:46
I'm off to Vegas on christmas and I am looking at renting a car and driving
from Vegas to La. Anyone got any advice re:renting a car over there?
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Fraser
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Author: DAVidDAVid
Date: Dec 17, 2007 21:01
While walking through Melbourne's famous Park, Noddy came upon a guy named
Andy hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this Noddy
inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the fuck are you doing you
fucktard?" - in true Noddy language
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," Andy replied.
"You've gotta be kiddin' me, right" said Noddy,
"No, Andy said, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, Noddy says, "Well, OK..." So Noddy wrapped his
arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, Andy
slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelery (lots of it by
the way), Jeep car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover by the name of Dan, strolled by, saw
Noddy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the fuck happened
to you?"
Noddy told Dan the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When Noddy finished telling his story, Dan shook his head in sympathy,
walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This
just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
DAVid
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Author: SlipSlip
Date: Dec 17, 2007 19:45
> Chum Ferris can't lay claim to inventing the car radio, simply because
> there are so many others who claim that title. But it can't be denied
> that he was a pioneer in this field, and certainly the first to
> manufacture them here in Australia. His first model was the Ferris 56
> (with a title number like that you just know it was brilliant!) which
> pre-dated transistors. It was too big to fit in the dash, but it could
> be carted around with you.
> Apparently the Ferris brand went under in the 70's due to being so
> severely undercut by the Japanese, but I'm positive that some car in
> my past had a Ferris radio; just can't remember which!
> Anyway, he's survived...
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Author: the_dawggiethe_dawggie
Date: Dec 17, 2007 19:41
Got a nice neat "official" change of address lable
on the back of my license which should have been done
5 months ago. Ooops :-) they didn't ask any questions
about it though. The rule says 14 days. Doesn't matter,
no one looked at it since I renewed in July, they didn't
even ask then even though I told them back then. Today
needed it two times for proof of ID, medicare and another
matter involving coming up holiday driving, where I got
suckered into car rental, however really don't wanna drive
unless the vehicle gets changed to a double cab 'lux, which
I looked at while there.
T'other place I went to was Sol-Ace regarding my 'lux's
window tinting streaks (there is now two long ones). The
guy thought 15 years was pretty good going, as I do. The
glue does not hold up after that time period.
So, in the new year and $250 later that gets replaced. He
thought now is the time otherwise as the layers separate
it becomes a PITA to steam off the old stuff.
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Author: Borked Pseudo MailedBorked Pseudo Mailed
Date: Dec 17, 2007 18:43
I'm sitting here going through the mail and I open a letter from
National Australia Bank. It's a collections letter because I missed
last month's payment due to general disorganization with a one month old
baby. And, I might add, that the "late fee" they've already charged me
on the reminder letter I got YESTERDAY (and paid) was larger than the
actual amount I owed them. Why send a late payment reminder one day and
then a collections letter the next?
I've been a customer for something like 20 years and they send out a
*collections* letter for ONE missed payment?? Even better, they're
sending out collections letters to hit people the week before
Christmas?? What a bunch of jerks. I don't have any trouble paying
this bill, but it pisses me off to think of all the people who do who
are also getting these letters this week. Merry Christmas!
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Author: Diesel DamoDiesel Damo
Date: Dec 17, 2007 18:42
Well gee, I wonder if speeding up while being overtaken had anything
to do with this? We'll never know as I'm sure they're not even trying
to find the people that were being overtaken.
< http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/
0,22049,22940315-5001021,00.html>
"About 4.15pm their car entered a long flat stretch of the Kamilaroi
Highway 6km south of Baan Baa, where stooped eucalyptus bow and hug
the road like arthritic old men.
Attempting to overtake another car, the Commodore braked suddenly. The
box trailer it was towing jack-knifed and in a second it had swerved
into the oncoming lane.
Coming through was a large truck, a Western Star prime mover. For the
Corcorans it was over in an instant.
The truck ploughed into the rear of the Commodore, igniting its petrol
tank and hurtling it over the shoulder of the highway."
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Author: Dix_McBirdDix_McBird
Date: Dec 17, 2007 18:28
Wondering if anyone who knows something can give me an idea of what i'm
dealing with.
In my VB commo something's fucked up. I think it's the gearbox but not
sure what is wrong with it.
When turning tail shaft (by hand in neutral) there is a point where it
doesnt really wanna go past, but can turn past it's just a lot harder
than the rest of the 360 degrees.
Took tailshaft off to see which end is causing this and found it's from
the gearbox end.
What could cause this?
Could only be a problem in the gearbox right?
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