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Subject: 2004 CHRISTMAS STORY BY SANTA CLAUS
Date: Tuesday, 14 December 2004 3:27 AM

Santa Claus was found dead yesterday hanging on the Christmas tree in the
front of the Parliament House in Canberra, Australia. He allegedly committed
suicide.

Recently, one Friday, Ms. Claus went to the local police station and
complaint
that her husband was abusing her by violently laughing (like Ho-HO-Ho
instead of Ha-Ha-Ha), Policewomen in charge immediately arrested the abuser
and put him in the jail to wait for police prosecutor's return from weekend
until Monday. There was no need to search for any evidence as everyone knows
that all men are violent and abuse is defined in the law as anything man can
do so why to search for evidence if everything done by men is legally
domestic violence.
Also, this was what she had to do as per Family Violence Intervention
Program.

On Monday morning, Santa was handcuffed, and after being strip searched and
photographed, he sat in the front of Special Family Prosecutor on the local
Magistrates Court. The Prosecutor hiding behind...

"Anonyma" wrote in message
news:0d46394c2ff423687c79049feded9769@deuxpi.ca...

I honestly thought Good old Saint Nick was a better judge of character than
to get caught up with such a ho.

Turns out he is nothing but another dumbass white male.

I suppose he just got what he deserved.

Fuck him.

Now if we could only keep him away from the kids......